Summary: So, Yugi-Tachi finds out some crazy dude wants Yami! And he sends a squirrel to retrieve him. A squirrel? Part 2 of 'It's Time to What?'!
Disclaimer: I only read the manga and watch the anime of Yu-Gi-Oh. Don't own it. I only own Tashi.
Notes: Mentioned already it's a squeal. There will be yaoi, epic craziness, OOCness, cussing, and Yami being... just read on and you'll find out. ENJOY!
A Yu-Gi-Oh FanFunny!
It's Time to What? Part 2
Yami couldn't help but to stare at the squirrel named Cat. "So... let me get this straight. Some guy named Deros wants to marry me, make me his queen, possibly impregnate me, and what now?" Cat growled. "Listen, Deros is in love with you!" "He doesn't even know me." Cat pulled out a long piece of paper.
He cleared his throat. "Master had me retort this if you said that. He knows this... He knows you despise soap operas, you love to duel, you a major fanboy for action animes, you can't dance, but can sing beautifully. You knows you have a crush on Kaiba, which he really hates. He knows you can't live without Yugi for he is like a little brother to you. You're best friends with Tashi and Duke. You listen to Nightcore. You have a plushy fetish. Once Bakura turned you into a cat and you have side effects. He knows you're a master at DDR, even if you can't dance. You broke Ishizu's vase and blamed Marik. You're allergic to olives. You're the spirit of ancient Pharaoh and your real name is Atem. You favorite colors are black, purple, and recently pink. You have an intensive amount of leather. You're secretly a Team Jacob fanboy. And your birthday is July 10."
Yami was gaping and was red faced by the time Cat had finished. He was overall in shock. Kaiba was smirking. "So... Team Jacob, huh?" "I happen to like wolves!" "Geez, Pharaoh, I never knew you were so secretly girly.", Marik joked. Yami glared at him, promising death. "I'm still pissed at you for dying my hair pink!" "It's only your fucking bangs! I swear to Anubis you're more emotional than Bakura watching a drama film."
Bakura glared at his boyfriend, but it slide... for now. Ryou raised an eyebrow at that. 'My yami's crazy. Just not as crazy as Malik's though.' Meanwhile, Yami was agruing with Cat. "I'm not going! First of all, this Deros guy may not be cute! Second, does it look like I want to be married?" 'Damn... another five months...', Seto thought. "Third, I honestly love kids, but I'm not ready for them. Fourth, if the guys sends a squirrel, he's obviously crazy. Last, I don't want to, I don't have to." "You say that, but think again, my dear Yami."
The gang turned around to see a guy. Not just any guy. It was... Edward Cullen! Nah, just joking! This guy they never seen before. He had short dark blue hair, green eyes, and awesome tan, and a slamming body. He was just too hot to be true! "Who are you and are you single?", Tashi asked, extremely smitten by the man. Malik growled at that. The man chuckled. "I'm Deros, King of Dreamius. At the moment am I, but I have intentions of taking Yami. Of course, I would take you, too, sweet angel." Yami rolled his eyes and Tashi giggled. Malik just got even angrier.
"He's not interested and neither is Yami! So atke your damn squirrel and get your ass out of here!" Deros simply walked over to Yami and gripped his hand. "That's too bad because... I have no intentions of letting him go." Suddenly there was a dark smoke filling the room."
So there's Part 2! Part 3 is soon to come! Review!