Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto (T.T) or the song 'Little Smirk' by Theory Of A Deadman....
So I got the idea for this when I was listening to my ipod at work, so enjoy.
If heaven is a place where the angels go,
Well then I've got a story to tell,
If heaven is a place where the angels go,
Then I guess you're going straight to hell!
I never gave a thought to weather or not you loved me. You were my first. My first kiss, my first date, my first everything. I told you in so many ways 'I love you' and you would always smile at me. I was the only one who saw that smile. Or so I thought.
Don't wanna leave you now or never,
Cause we're perfect together,
Never wanna be apart,
Dared to take on the simple life.
I thought life was perfect for us. We moved into an apartment together. You made Jounin. I was made ANBU captain, although I felt horrid that I had to lie to you and tell you I worked in the missions room as a chunin. But it was working out. I should have known it would never last.
There was trouble for us when I came home early,
Never would expect to see this,
It's fair to say I could not believe my eyes,
You cracked a smile but had nothing to say,
So I made a list of how you're going to pay!
Tsuande baa-chan let me off early that day so I could go home to prepare a birthday dinner for you. I even made sure my team was going to be in town that night. I thought something was off when I smelt her sent. But you always told me it was just her 'checking up on her captain.' I should have known better. Since when did Ino do anything that wasn't for her benefit? I should have listened to Sakura when she told me Ino would never give up on you. Well Ino can have you. I'm done. Congratulations Ino. You can keep Uchiha Sasuke.
I Locked you out, I called the locksmith the next morning after all I had smashed the lock.
Left you naked in the front yard, Throwing you out was so rewarding, I mean the look on your face would have been hilarious if I weren't so mad.
Burned all of your clothes,
Having nothing can be really hard, Lets see how long your pride holds up having to go to the tailors in borrowed clothes.
Now I'm on the run, I suppose your fan girls wouldn't take my treatment of you too kindly.
I'd do it all again, But it was oh so worth it.
So Catch me if you can, You were always chasing but never could catch me, I guess this was just a way for you to get one up on me yeah?
Cause, I took your car,
With your baby in the back seat, I guess now you can fulfill your dream of restarting your clan.
Wrecked your credit card, you're in debt to a deadbeat, So what did you think when you were told your credit was no good in any shinobi store? Who knew they liked me better then you?
Baby now you know how much it hurts,
When I caught you in the act wearing nothing but a Little Smirk!
Now I feel better, I never realized exactly how moody you were all the time.
But its hard to forget, I don't know if I'll ever be over your betrayal, but I sure as hell won't let you know that.
I never think of looking back, I will never take you back, or go back to being your little wife, even if you begged.
Cause time has no meaning when your free, I suppose you think you'll get away with it.
This is what you get,
Karma bitch, But Ino was just using you, she wanted to be able to claim she slept with THE Uchiha Sasuke, after all.
Now I see who you really are, You never were more then an arrogant, backstabbing, emotionally stunted child.
Cause happiness is the best revenge, You grit your teeth every time you see me with Shino, don't you?
But caught red handed with a grin on your face,
Didn't think you'd be easy to replace! After all you are THE Uchiha. No-one could be better then you. Arrogant bastard
Again and again and again and again and e-yeah....
If heaven is a place where the angels go,
Well then I've got a story to tell,
If heaven is a place where the angels go,
Then I know I'm going straight to hell!
Wearing nothing but a Little Smirk!
After all I did enjoy tormenting you, I wasn't known as Kohona's Prank King for nothing you know. But I've moved on, I'm happy now. I'd wish the same for you, but I don't think you'd know happiness if it came up and bit you on the ass.