Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, sensitive material and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

Holidays in the Mountains

Chapter 1: the Hippies that who Ruined Christmas

It is a very snowy evening in downtown South Park which it is modestly crowded with locals and tourists that it is the town's holidays festival has started tonight that the boys were walking through the large crowd of people who gathered around the large wooden daïs that was set up in front of City Hall and next to a towering Douglas Fir tree that stand in front in the governmental building was decorated in multi colored colors lights, ornaments and a large golden star that held the town emblem within it that adored the top. That the growing amazed fixture crowd stood there was eagerly waiting to see the tree to be light up along with the rest of the town in beautiful light that will glow into the night. That is when Mayor McDaniels had emerged from the building who was dressed in a long heavy black wool dress over coat and a dark green scarf was wrapped around her neck that hung down the past her chest, which she was with her two top and loyal aides who had stepped up at the podium, that was set up in the middle of a large wooden dais.

"Good evening…. Citizens of South Park and welcome to South Park for those had traveled a long way from here to see our lights and going to our local shops that I'm bid a welcome to you all, In a few minutes we will be lighting our tree and the downtown area." McDaniels said which her face was beat red due from the cold right now, which Mr. Garrison raise his hand in the air."Yes, Mr. Garrison what is now?"

"How about, we get a rid all of the Mexicans?" Mr. Garrison asked while McDaniels rolled her eyes at him.

"Mr. Garrison, why every Christmas that you suggest we needs to get a rid all of the Mexicans, and every year we say NO to you!" McDaniels replied in a very annoyed tone voice.

"Rats!" Garrison said as he looks down at the snow-covered ground in great defeat.

"Now let get on with the show, Ladies and gentleman, I give you all our Christmas tree." McDaniels said that is when she pushed a button on a small remote control that was resting on her podium which the tree and the downtown had lit up in a flash that had caused a great look of awe that formed on everyone's faces at that moment.

"Aye….wait a Gawd damn minute you guys, why the hell is the Jew is here for which he don't celebrates Christmas at all?" Cartman said while looking at Kyle who was looking back at him with a scornful look of himself.

"Well Cartman….. I like Christmas lights that everyone in all faiths can enjoy Christmas lights during the holidays season, you fat anti-Semitic asshole!" Kyle said in a rather annoyed tone voice.

"Well fuck you Gawd damned Jew, that I hate your fucking kosher loving guts with a passion?!" Cartman hiss out loud.

"Well fat ass I hate your guts too?!" Kyle replied with such anger that is when the kids and the rest of the town had heard chanting of protesting that is coming from eco loving hippies who came to town in protest of the town for cutting the town's Christmas tree down which to them it is a crime against nature and Mayor McDaniels had buried her face into her arms to hides from the embarrassment while she remained at the podium that came out from nowhere to ruin her town's fun and normalcy.

Ugh….. Son of a bitch, fucking tree hugging hippies, I hate hippies." Cartman cries his rant out loud when he saw the hippies standing there while holding a bunch of signs that says "lumbering is murder" in their hands.

"Cutting Christmas trees down is murder, you poor sick filthy humans." The head hippie which he looks like the hippie in the green jacket and who is a college know it hippie who was here before during the hippie jam festival a few years ago that almost destroyed the town and had nearly killed Mayor McDaniels from her attempted suicide.

"Oh, just great, that someone gets very antsy over one tree that was cutted down by the local government that was given by a local Christmas tree nursery in support of our holidays' festival, Johnson." McDaniels said after she regained her focus to Johnson softly who stands next to her side that she looks pissed at this group of assholes came to town to stirred something up which she is not highly amused at all.

"Your honor, please tell your city maintenance workers to take this helpless tree down now or you all will regret it if you don't!" The head hippie said while looking at the mayor who looks clearly pissed.

"No, I'm not ordering anyone to take our Holidays season's enjoyment down, because you are not happy about a tree being cutted down… And how dare you come to our town and demand to destroy our Christmas tree which it is already dead when we got it and it is a threat." McDaniels replied while she was wearing a high visible frown had formed on her beat red youthfully face at that moment as she had strongly gripped her black leather gloved hands around the edges around her podium .

"Dude, they shouldn't fuck with Mayor McDaniels at all?!" Stan said in a low whisper which his friends just looks at him.

"You will see very soon that we promised that you all will regret it." The head hippie said as Mayor McDaniels came walking around the podium which she has her gloved hands resting on her hips that indicted that she is pissed and that is when the hippies had left the area."Run, you little punks run!"

"Oh, I'm so sorry everybody for that you all had to witness that crap by that stoned out of their minds group of drama queens who tried to ruin our fun for tonight, but I want you all to enjoy yourself tonight folks." McDaniels said after that she walks down from the dais that she was going to look for BarBrady and Yates at that moment. " So where the hell is BarBrady and Yates at right now, Johnson?"

"Mayor, I don't know where they are at." Johnson replied that he knows that his superior is pissed right now.

"Goddamnit, find them now!" McDaniels shrieks out loud to show her disproval at that moment, meanwhile across town cut to a South Park mobile police command center inside the powder blue/ white colored RV that was rigged with the state of the art crime gadgets like cameras and radio system. That is where BarBrady along with Yates, Dawson and Harris was standing over a large map of City right now.

"Oh shit, the boss is coming, so looks busy now…. Oh look this paperwork is done!" Officer Carnell said in a low whisper to them which he motioned them, that is when Mayor McDaniels came walking up the stairs at that moment.

"Gentlemen, I need to speak about something very urgent which I'm mean now!" McDaniels demanded which her voice is filled with anger and gave them that look of her.

"Mayor McDaniels, what is it?" Yates asked

"Gentlemen, we have a possible crisis on our hands with tree hugging hippies." McDaniels said as she paces back and forth inside the RV.

"Did you say Tree hugging hippies, Martha, and why you don't ask Eric Cartman to help that he hates hippies?" BarBrady said which McDaniels had stopped in her tracks.

"Oh come on, BarBrady that you know that I hate that fat kid after he stolen one million dollars from the city bank account one time." McDaniels replied as she sat down in a chair looked helpless.

"What the hell….. Why those damned hippies are showing up in town for, mayor?" Yates said.

"Because our city Christmas tree is in great danger right now I can sensed it." McDaniels said while rubbing her forehead to try relives the headache is currently building right now.

To Be Continued

Author's notes: The title is a local reference and the Holiday in the Mountains festival is based on the holidays celebration that we have here which it is called The Holidays in the City and rest of the plot will be based on from my old comic strip that I've made for a friend a long time ago and Happy Holidays, everyone.