DISCLAIMER!!!

Hi. I own Nothing. Nothing. Half of it is not mine (belonging to the creator of shaman king) and about a quarter of it belongs to Darth Maligna (Praise her!) Yeah. As I've probably said before, I don't even own my soul because Draco Malfoy won it in a poker match because I don't know how to play poker.

So…

Ok. As much as I love Shaman King, I'm writing this because cringe the first time I watched it, I was laughing at Ren/Len/whatever (ok, I'll just call him Ren) because

1. He was wearing stupid clothes (short short shorts)

2. He had a stupid British accent (and I know British, I'm from England)

3. He had a British accent but was from China (?)

4. He had pointy hair.

Yeah. So anyway. I was walking to school this morning (this morning being the 6th July at 7.52 - so precise) and I was thinking of the Ren/Horo/Yoh fanfics I'd been reading...mmm lemon...

Ok...and I was thinking of their accent, and the way Morty is Manta and stuff. Yeah. I have too much spare time. Hehehe. OOv

And then I came along to Ren and Jun (Lenny and June? What the heck?) and I was thinking of the episode the night before (that being ... erm... an episode...) and he said 'dear sister' and I nearly exploded from laughing. I mean, I love him and everything, but come on. And the way they called Jun June cracked me up.

Ren: Thanks.

Kai-n-Rei: It's really not your fault. It's the loons who translate the Japanese.

Translator: I resent that!

Kai-n-Rei: Yeah... pushes translator off screen Anyway. I can't remember why I started this whole thing.

Horo-Horo: You were going to write a parody.

Kai-n-Rei: ... 0.0 How do you know that?

Horo-Horo: I live inside your head, remember? I wrote somewhere - 'my current residence is a crazy fangirl's brain'?

Kai-n-Rei: I didn't know you meant me...

Yoh: Ok people. Let's get this Parody moving!

Everyone except Yoh: There was no need for that.

Yoh: I wanted to speak.

Ren: I'm pretty sure Kai-n-Rei and I are the only ones who should be here.

Horo-Horo and Yoh: Fine.

Ren: Yeah. You go and be cute somewhere else. clamps hand over mouth Oops. Did I just say that?

Kai-n-Rei: laughs Who were you saying that to?

Ren: looks at the floor, blushing No-one.

Kai-n-Rei: Really? Somehow I don't believe you. reaches off screen and grabs Bason Do you know who he was talking to?

Bason: looks at Ren erm...I'm sworn to secrecy.

Kai-n-Rei: Well this is fun. Time to interrogate. evil laugh

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We return to the screen and see Yoh tied to a chair. Kai-n-Rei-4eva is pacing in front of him. A light is shining in his face.

Kai-n-Rei: So. Do you know who Ren was talking to?

Yoh: No.

Kai-n-Rei: Liar. You know. Who told you to keep it a secret?

Yoh: Not telling.

Kai-n-Rei: pulls a goat and a bucket of saltwater out of nowhere Are you sure?

Yoh: I'm not saying a word.

Kai-n-Rei: laughs evilly I've always wanted to do this.

Kai-n-Rei-4eva pours the bucket of saltwater over Yoh's feet.

Kai-n-Rei: Hehehe, it's cold. Will you talk yet?

Yoh: As if.

Kai-n-Rei: Not even Anna could prepare you for this...mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! breathes ha ha ha ha ha! (Stolen from Harry Potter and the Plumbing of Doom by Darth Maligna)

Kai-n-Rei-4eva lets go of the rope around the goat's neck. The goat jumps on Yoh and starts licking his feet.

Yoh: Aaaaahhh!!!!

Kai-n-Rei: Talk yet?

Yoh: Yes! I'll talk!

Kai-n-Rei-4eva snaps her fingers and the goat disappears.

Kai-n-Rei: So? Was it you or Trey?

Yoh: Quietly Trey.

Kai-n-Rei: Why quietly?

Yoh: I wanted it to be me.

Kai-n-Rei-4eva emits high-pitched fangirl squealing noise that is either a sign of extreme pleasure or an impression of a mouse getting run over by a Pepsi truck (also stolen from Darth Maligna, in her LOtR FR Parody)

Kai-n-Rei: So…when does the story start?

Yoh: Beats me.