Pokéchat!
entering Realchamp
Entering Pokéking
Realchamp: hey assy, i mean ashy boy. whats shaking? made out with tracy lately?
Pokéking: wow. So mature. Enjoying your life as a gym leader, Oak?
Realchamp: I've crushed all of them.
entering Sketchpad
Sketchpad:whats up oak? and ketchum?
Pokéking: nothing much! Haven't seen u in forever!
Realchamp: He hangs with gramps all the time. they started to sketch eevee.
Skectchpad: ya. he loves it, and he poses for us. so cute!
Entering ProfOak
ProfOak: Hello, you three
Pokéking: Hey, professor!
Realchamp: gramps! wats shaking?
Sketchpad:srry i missed the sketch session today... i was lost in viridian forest. butter free attacked me. :D
Pokéking: y r u happy? Where's ur team!
ProfOak: I told u to grab a pokémon b4 u left. tsk tsk.
Realchamp: dude. ur insane.
Sketchpad: i did. but i dropped the pokéball when i saw the beedrill so i had to go back after. thts how i got lost.
Pokéking: Wow. Skills. Next time, I'll go w/ u. K?
ProfOak: Tracey... sigh
Realchamp:i was out there. i heard u screaming like a little girl. LOL
Sketchpad. thx ash. and y didnt u help me. jerk. :'(
ProfOak: Gary, you need to learn to b nicer.
Pokéking: Gary u dick! No wonder ull never get laid! :0
Realchamp: shut up assyboy!
Pokéking: STOP CHECKING OUT MY ASS YOU CREEP!
Realchamp:...but its so big and flabby...
Sketchpad:weirdos...
ProfOak: Language, boys, please!
Pokéchamp: I knew it! ur a flamer! Back off, Flamer!
Realchamp:gramps! did u just here wat ashyboy just said to me?
Sketchpad: u deserved it! :'(
Pokéking: STAY AWAY FROM ME! I FEAR UR GIRTH!
ProfOak: Ash, really... ur mother's right here... shall i tell her abou this?
Sketchpad:hi !
Realchamp: hi ashy boy's mom! c(:
Pokéking: Stop hitting on my mom now! God, u horndog!
Prof Oak: Ash... calm down take a breather!
entering Ashys Mommie
AshysMommie: ASH! FIX UR LANGUAGE OR I'M SENDING MR. MIME AFTER U!
Ashys Mommie left. FOREVER.
Realchamp: i felt her yelling. tht was scary...
Sketchpad: i'm scared... :'(
Pokéking: O.o
ProfOak: ...
Realchamp: i wasnt hitting on her. i said hi...
Sketchpad:...!
Pokéking: ... I blame u, Gary. -.-
ProfOak: Ash, is somthign bothering you?
ProfOak: *Something
Realchamp: ya cuz i am a leader and it took him foreva to beat me!
Sketchpad: he beat u twice in a row... LOL haha c(:
Pokéking: Uh... uh... i g2g! Pikachu's calling! Bye!
ProfOak: Ash... pikachu's right here... don't lie! Ash! Get back here!
ProfOak: :O
Realchamp: ill get him.
Sketchpad: oh god...
ProfOak: There he goes... Toward Viridian... -.-'
Sketchpad: i'm gonna sketch this fight! brb
10 min later
Realchamp: owwie ashyboy! u hit hard! but i won! kek kek
Pokéking: It was a fluke, you cheater!
Realchamp: what r u talking about? u sent out pikachu and ivysaur and squritle and charizard!
Pokéking: U heard me! U barely won anyway!
ProfOak: Stop fighting you two. god, u just battled!
Sketchpad: ash u cheated.
Pokéking: How?
ProfOak: u three... my gosh
Sketchpad: u sent out pokémon. Gary fought fist to fist. against charizard...
Realchamp: kek kek i still won. i no his weakness. tickles! jk LOL :)
Pokéking: ...that sounds so gay... -.- u sure ur don't swing that way?
ProfOak: Ash! That's none of ur business if he doesn't wanna tell... but do u, Gary?
Sketchpad:...? i need some popcorn...heheh got it. so gary?...*all eyes on u*
Realchamp: oh yes completly. *rolls eyes* ashy-boy u need to get a life. really find a bf and go some where wlws
realchamp:*else
Pokéking: *outrage* WTF? U know I was with Misty for a while! I'm not a cocksucker like u!
ProfOak: ! language!
Sketchpad:... :/
Realchamp: misty isnt a girl.
Pokéking: Is too!
ProfOak: ...
ProfOak has left.
Realchamp: Crap hes coming! quick every1 lock the doors.
Sketchpad: done.
Realchamp:done, now u ashy boy! hes going to kill us!
Pokéking: Already done. I had it locked when i walked into my room again. Y?
Realchamp: hes pounding at my door! crap!
Sketchpad: oh damn. he found the key. hes at the dead bolt.
Realchamp:...i got a lot of chain locks
Pokéking: Can we flee? Like, leave town and shit?
Sketchpad: use ur bird pokémon. just ash, can u get me? ill be at my window.
Realchamp: lets do it!
Realchamp flees
Sketchpad flees
Pokéking: Damn.
Pokéking has left the chatroom.
END!