Taped!
During an epic battle rages on, something unimaginable occurs.
"Dammit Sephiroth! How will we finish the game now? Everyone knows I wind up beating you with Omnislash! It's just not fair!"
"Well Cloud. Maybe the writers changed the outcome because they realized everyone liked me more than they liked you. Looks like I'm going to win this time."
"How's that going to happen? Your sword snapped in half along with mine! And all our Materia is gone so all you can do is punch me with you skinny arms."
"You never learn do you Cloud. (Whips out another Masamune), I have more than one sword dumbass!"
"Shit. Ummm…… Can you hold on for a sec? I just need to do something." (Cloud turns his back to Sephiroth and starts meddling with his Buster Sword). There, now I'm ready to fight!'
"Ummm. Hate to break it to you but all you did was DuckTape it."
"Oh yeah? Well people seemed to like it when they fought me in Kingdom Hearts. That and… OMNISLASH!"
"God Dammit!"
END!