Ranma Anecdotes
By YunCyn
Disclaimer: Ranma 1/2 and all its characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi-san. (Sides' would YOU like to own that crazy bunch of Nerimans?)
Anecdote: 1) An anecdote is a short, amusing account of something that has happened.
2) Anecdotes are individual accounts that are not reliable evidence.
Source: Collins Cobuild English Dictionary
Boy, are we gonna have fun with this…
Anecdote One: The Mallet Girl's Thoughts On Her Fiancé.
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No, I do NOT hate Ranma. Not in the least.
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Except when he keeps calling me a tomboy…
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Or when he calls me thick waisted…
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Or when he calls me uncute…
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Or when he calls me a macho girl…
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Or when he flirts with Shampoo…
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Or when Shampoo flirts with him…
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Or when he flirts with Ukyo…
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Or when Ukyo flirts with him…
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Or when he starts beating up P-Chan…
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…Alright. I DO hate him then! With ALL my heart and soul!
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…Except when he gets that really shy, pensive smile…
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And when he takes enough time to actually try and be nice…
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And when he saves me so often when I fall off buildings, cliffs and such things…
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And when his strong arms are around me, holding me steady whenever I fall…
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And when he goes so over protective over me…
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Akane bangs her head on the table.
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Do I like him or NOT?!
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