DISCLAIMER: No, I do not own Fruits Basket, and Kyo's mad at me, and my life is a miserable wreck. Just kidding! But I still don't own Fruits Basket. I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean either!

A Pirates Life For Me
by Sensei Tora-san

Short Summary: What would happen if Kyo, Tohru, and Kagura landed in the middle of Pirates of the Caribbean? Lets find out shall we?

Kyo was wandering around the house. It was late at night, and he couldn't sleep. Not yet anyway. 'Maybe I could watch a movie. That might help.' He was about to grab a random movie from the movie cabnet when her heard foot steps. He swung around.

"Kyo? What are you doing up?"

Kyo saw Tohru standing there with Kagura, who had been sleeping over for the night.

"I couldn't sleep so I was going to watch a movie," Kyo replied.

"Well, then, I guess we're one step ahead of you. We brought a movie down," Kagura responded.

"Not a chick flick!" Anxiety was rising in his voice.

"It's not a 'chick flick' as you call it, it's Pirates of the Caribbean."

"Fine, whatever."

They were happily watching the movie when the TV started to glow green. They all stared at the screen. Suddenly they felt like they were being sucked in. They started to scream. And then everything went black.

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Yuki woke up hearing people screaming below him. What was going on? He slipped quietly out of bed and snuck downstairs. The TV was on so he want over and was about to shut it off when he heard someone scream, "No Yuki! Don't shut that off!" He looked at the TV screen to see Kagura screaming her head off and running around in circles. Kyo and Tohru were slowly getting up. Behind them there were buildings burning to the ground. Suddenly the camera switched angles to show pirates coming to shore with guns and swords. The scene looked familiar. Then the camera switched back to the Tohru and Kyo and Kagura. "Yuki! You have to get us out of here!" screamed Kagura, "We're stuck in Pirates of the Caribbean."

"Kagura, try following Will Turner. I think that might help you. You do know how the movie ends."

"I don't want to face skeletons!" screamed Tohru.

"It's too late! Just follow Will Turner!" Yuki told them yet again. Then he walked away from the screen, popped a bag of popcorn, and sat down at the table to watch Kyo, Tohru, and Kagura deal with cursed pirates.
A/N: I know this chapter is short, but I had to make sure I got the origanal idea down and published before I forgot about it. R&R!!!