Hey! Gabby here; Katie is too lazy to ever do anything for herself, so I have the honor of typing this. Anyway, the bolded is me, the underlined is Katie, and the italicized is any random person who has decided to butt in. Basically, I would write one line on a piece of notebook paper and Katie would write the next. For full details on the creation of La'Cresha and Toaster, check our profile.
"Puffada Fluffadra!" There was a flash of orangey-chartreuse light from Lord Voldewart's mini light saber. "No!" screamed Food Processor as he fell, Voldewart laughed. He thrust his menacing tusks into the moonlight so they shone grotesquely, and ran up the stairs to see a mama tiger guarding her cub. "Fool!" He cackled. "You think anyone is safe from ME?" Fridgina cowered. "Surrender the child, and you will live," Voldewart reasoned. "Hmm, nah," said Fridgina. "Thanks for the offer, though." Enraged, Voldewart cried, "Puffada Fluffadra!" Only it was an epic fail, and somehow ricocheted off Fridgina's trippindicular shiny silver tunic thing and hit Voldewart in the face. Sadly, Fridgina did not live either, as mid-victory dance she stepped on one of Toaster's Legos and fell and broke her neck. Toaster, the only survivor, cried. "MAMA!" He yelped in his deep, gravelly tones. "FOOD PROCESSOR!" He sank to the ground and vomited, right as Dolphindore appearified. "Thank goodness for appearification!" He said. "I got here in the nick of time! Lord Voldewart is dead! I didn't have to do anything! Jolly good show!" Then he proceeded to do his world renowned touchdown dance. It was so dazzling, Toaster's eyes widened and he cried, "Zoonters!" "I'm sorry about your loss Toaster," said Dolphindore solemnly. "I'll have to take you to your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air." Toaster considered for a moment who the heckrowski these people were, and began to cry again. "Great googly moogly, you talk in deep, gravelly tones!" Dolphindore gaped. "I know," he sniffled. "I am sad." Then a vampire appearified and Toaster gaped, then yelped, "Double zoonters!" Then the vampire bitted him and unappearified. "This has been a stressful day," said Toaster. "I think it's time for this flashback to end."
Wow, that was a lot longer on the paper. No matter; we're almost done with Chapter 2. I don't even know if this is that funny; we were drunk on cafeteria milk (that stuff is nasty) and kept having to hide it whenever the teacher looked over at us. I honestly have no idea where the vampire came from. Katie goes off the script sometimes. ANYHOW, flame if you like, I honestly couldn't possibly care less. But please review, regardless.