A/N: I had a whole free period in school today, so I went on the computer and wrote. And I got this. So I'm starting a series of hilarious one-shots (like I do for basically every show I love (ex: '83 Moments of Ben') because it's fun) and I hope you enjoy! Grrr, the little bar thing that separates A/N and story isn't appearing so sorry!

Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Warning: One cuss word. Not too horrible. Hope you don't mind. It won't usually have any, but I couldn't resist on this one.

"I just heard the funniest thing," said Wally, sprinting in from where he and Robin had been camping out in the Boy Wonder's back hideout in Mount Justice. "You guys wanna hear it?"

Superboy raised an eyebrow passively, his usual expression whenever one of his younger teammates brought up something that was supposedly funny.

Megan, on the other hand, was immediately raising her hand and saying, "ME, ME, ME!" like the little spazz she was. Of course, that was what made Megan so special in comparison to the others of the newly formed team of superhero sidekicks.

Kaldur's expression was similar to Superboy's but only slightly more interested than the clone of the Man of Steel. "What is it?" asked the dark-skinned and gilled teen, silver eyes finding Wally standing there while practically jumping out of his skin with excitement. The boy was like a living time bomb, ticking down until he burst with the effort of trying to contain his eternal happiness. Kid Flash was sort of weird like that.

"Welllll," said Wally, casting a glance over his shoulder at Robin who was emerging from the hallway that the speedster had just come out of, "it's kind of mean to say in front of Kaldur."

This made Superboy's eyebrow arch even more, but he still said nothing; Megan's jaw just dropped. Kaldur, the ever-patient one, just remained calm. Megan decided to speak up on the topic. "If it's mean to say in front of Kaldur, then how is it funny?"

"It's funny for the rest of us," noted Robin as Kid Flash nodded, agreeing to the younger boy's words. "But Kaldur would probably slit our throats while we slept for saying it."

"No he wouldn't," defended Megan, looking to Kaldur who was still sitting patiently and waiting to hear the punch line of all this. "See, he's not mad now. He would never hurt you guys."

Wally bit his lip while Robin groped to try and find the words he was looking for. It was hard considering that anything he said would generally offend Kaldur. "Um..."

"I assure you that I would not slit your throat, as you believe I will," vowed Kaldur, a smile playing across his lips with a friendly touch on the end of it. "Besides, I have no weapons that would do that."

That made Wally worry just a little bit more.

Robin wasn't afraid. He kept his utility belt under his pillow. Kaldur wouldn't be able to get close to him without being in trouble or at least getting in a fight, which would, in turn, alert Batman who would only come to his ward's aid for the sake of protecting his sidekick. "He's got a point," said the dark-haired Boy Wonder, prodding Kid Flash with one finger to urge him on into telling the joke. "So say it."

"Why me?" squeaked Wally, now sounding like he was eleven and hadn't hit puberty yet. "Why don't you do it?"

"I can't say it as funny as you do," pointed out Robin, once more prodding his ginger friend with a finger. "So you do it." He was about to add the fact that it would make Megan laugh and fall in love with him and they'd live happily ever after, but the girl was too near for the Dark Knight's protégé to say any of that and have it fit in with the rest of the conversation.

All eyes were on Wally now. He took a deep breath and looked at Kaldur, the gilled teen just watching him with anticipating eyes and a soft smile that didn't seem at all threatening. Wally cleared his throat quietly and messed up his voice to be deep until it would get high near the end of the sentence for the effect of more hilarity. "Meanwhile, back in the Hall of Justice, Aquaman makes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich because he can't do shit!"

It was quiet for a while. Robin was biting his lip to keep from cracking up behind his redhead friend who was now looking nervous because no one was laughing the same way he and Robin had when they were hiding in the dark rooms of Mount Justice. Wally had nearly peed himself when he had heard it the first time from his ebony-haired friend.

The only one who looked like they were going to laugh any time soon was Superboy who had already bent over from trying to resist the urge to laugh. Wally's voice was too funny.

"I don't get it..." The sole girl in the room was confused beyond belief. Just the first word had lost her. Meanwhile... Meanwhile what? What was going on? Was there more to the story that Wally had left out? What was going on while Aquaman was making his sandwich?

Wally now felt stupid for saying anything.

The scariest part for the two youngest boys in the room was the fact that Kaldur was silent. That night, back when he was with his uncle, Wally slept with a baseball bat under his pillow.

A/N: Okay, haha. I love this. Um, I'm working on a title… The one now is one I'm not happy with. So yeah. Just review and don't bite my head off, 'kay? 'kay, bai nao!

~Sky