Okay, so this is my first Bleach story, I hope it's okay. This is the prologue to many adventures throughout Rukongai! Hope you enjoy. Please read and review.
Prologue: Fool on the Hill
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Shinji Hirako had no idea what had hit him.
Literally.
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What the hell was that ugly monkey boy thing thinking? Was the thing even human? Shinji couldn't tell under the rat's nest that could be mistaken for hair. The young boy found it to his duty, his mission, to alert this…creature of its unkemptness.
"Oi! Ya hair's a mess, kid! Were ya freakin' raised by monkeys or sumthi-?"
The blonde boy could not finish his berating because he was sent flying when the monkey child's fist met his nose and he crashed to the ground with a resounding "thud!" that knocked the air out of his lungs.
Note to self: It probably isn't the wisest decision to make fun of someone while hanging upside down from a tree branch and completely unable to defend oneself.
With his bleeding nose in his hands, he glared up at the mangy thing that punched him. "What…the hell?" he gasped.
The freckled monkey mop top sneered. "You're one to talk with all that freakin' girly ass hair of yours, dumbass!" With that, it turned on its heel and stomped towards the small town.
Shinji could only think one thing as he watched his new rival walk away.
He might have girly hair, but that monkey had the girliest voice he's ever heard!