Maru-sha: I...have returned, dear fans of mine! I was in a terrible slump thanks to RandallFlagg2000 here on the site, but now I'm back. I have returned from a journey through countless anime titles to bring you all of my personal favorites in one! So sit back and as my saying goes: Laugh and Enjoy!!

The bright sun rose to a new day in Tokyo Japan. Although it was very early, a loud commotion was coming from a very large house on the outskirts of the town.

"Aaaaah!!!! I'm late!!" cried a loud, shrill voice that belonged to a girl. Leaping out of bed after seeing her alarm clock, she shamelessly threw off her night gown and dressed herself for school.

"Blue sailor shirt, check! Blue knee-length skirt, check! Yellow school tie...not check!! Where is it?!!" she screamed, searching all over her room, through objects over her shoulder as she looked. The door to her room opened and in came her older brother, Inu-yasha.

"what the hell is going on in here?! Can't I enjoy a tiny bit more sleep on the days I hatva work?!" he yelled at her. She turned to face him, her violet eyes filled with tears. "oh no...s-sorry! I'll just sleep on my lunch break! N-no big deal! Don't cry!" he said.

"I...can't find my school tie! If I don't have it I might get into trouble! Waaaaah!" she cried, waterfalls of tears streaming down her face. Inu-yasha chuckled some and took a long yellow tie from his sister's silver hair. "it was tangled in your hair, stupid!" he laughed, petting her dog ears affectionately.

"You found it!! Hooray!" she cheered, jumping onto Inu-yasha to hug him.

"yeah, yeah...now go get some breakfast and don't be late again!" he told her, pushing her out of her room.

The young girl dashed downstairs without even stopping at the kitchen. "Sorry! Can't have breakfast this morning! Runnin' kinda late!" she said, nearly at the door. She was then grabbed by her tangled mass of fluff called a fox tail and dragged into the kitchen.

"I'm not letting you leave this house without a proper breakfast, young lady" said a cold voice.

"But Fluffy-sama, I'm almost late for school!" she whined as she was sat in a chair in front of a small plate of salad, a small bowl of rice and several other dishes that had a fried egg, some toast and a nearly raw slab of ham on them.

"Non-sense! This Sesshomaru would never send his sister out without the most important meal of the day! You're not leaving until its all gone, Serenity!" her eldest brother scolded.

"Fine! I'll eat the stupid food..." Serenity grumbled, starting to cram rice and salad into her mouth with chopsticks as fast as she could without choking. Sesshomaru sat in front of her and made sure she ate everything.

"Slow down, Serenity. The school isn't going anywhere and you need to chew your food for proper digestion" he told her, knowing he was being half ignored.

With her mouth still full of the remains of her meal, she showed Sesshomaru the empty bowls and dishes. "Good girl. I'll see you later this afternoon" he said. Serenity zipped out of the kitchen, put on her shoes and grabbed her backpack.

"Full uniform, check! Full stomach, check! Backpack, check! I am officially primped!" she giggled to herself, dashing out of the front door to off to Sorriaski middle school.

However, when she arrived at school...

"Sorry students! But due to the plumbing system backing up, there will be no school. We shall send you all letters when the school is up an running again! Have a good vacation!"

Those words were printed on a sign in the principal's hand writing that was strung on the locked bars in the school's main entrance.

A down-casted Serenity made her way home. "Aint that a flip?! The one day I was gonna make it on time and there's a flood in the school!" she mumbled as she walked.

A loud group of bikers zoomed by, all of them laughing and swinging chains and other types of weapons around. Before Serenity could complain, all of them fell off their still moving bikes, clutching at their chests in pain and dying shortly afterwards. The sound of sirens then started to get closer to the scene.

"At least Kira isn't late doing his job..." she sighed, shrugging her shoulders and heading home a little faster. "if I hurry I can watch those Soaps with Fluffy-sama like I do when I'm sick!"

To be continued...

Maru-sha: Like it so far? Good! More where that came form soon! A prize goes to those who know the two anime titles I've parodied in this chapter! And start reviewing...Now!