'Love Bites'
"Fuckin Rufus, fuckin Elena, FUCKIN Life!" Reno mumbled after stumbling out of a bar. Rufus and Elena were taunting Reno about something or other. They always did.
'Arseholes' Reno thought.
Even though this particular turk was a bit of a village bicycle, he still had morals and standards amazingly. Despite what the narrow minded President of Shin-Ra Electric Power Company thought.
Walking down a dark alley (OMG movie cliché) Reno catch's a glimpse of a very tall and extremely attractive man.
"You look like you could use a hand" The attractive stranger said.
"Oh go fuck yourself" slurred a completely smashed Reno.
"I find it better with two people." Said Mr-stranger man with a smirk.
"I see your point." Laughed Reno.
"The name's Issak."
"Reno"
"Pleased to meet you Reno." Isaak smiled
For the first time in a while, Reno was actually intrigued by this sensuous looking man.
"The pleasure is all mine Isaak"
"I hope so, you're a hot looking guy, if I don't say so myself." Isaak whispered in Reno's ear.
"Mmmmm. I could say the same for you."
Back at Reno's apartment, the light headed Reno was enjoying a hot steamy shower. (for all you fangirls out there!) His shower was unfortunately cut short when there was a melody of knocks at the door.
"Oh hey Isaak, what's up?"
"I kept thinking about your arse, so I wanted to see it again."
"Yeah it's a good thing, more like a blessing really. Come in"
As soon as Isaak stepped in the door, his lips passionately locked themselves with Reno's soft ones.
'Wow' Reno thought. 'He's a good kisser' Isaak might be the first person he could fall in love with.
"Hey Isaak?" Reno asked
"Yeah babe" he replied
"We need to step into the bedroom and close the door."
"Oh." He looked around and spotted a little old lady. Then they left the little lady watching them, to ponder about all the kinky things they were about to do.
(And for all you yaoi fangirls, yes, they had lots of kinky Subtext! Yay the world is good!!)
At midnight, Reno felt a sudden change in his newfound lover. When Reno woke up, he found himself bound hands and feet with Isaak at his neck.
"Why are ya sucking at my neck?" Reno asked a buck naked evil Isaak.
"Because dear Reno, I'm a vampire."
"Oh, so that's why the blowjob hurta little." Reno pondered.
"Errrr, um, yeah, it is." The kinky vampire whispered in Reno's ear.
"You realize Isaak, people tend to see me as a village bicycle type."
"Same here. Just ask Cain, Abel, Tseng and Dietrich."
"Dietrich." Reno whimpered. It was pathetically dumb but strangley adorable at the same time.
"If you like exhaustion, just go screw Dietrich. Now there's an inedible Viagra if I ever saw one."
Secretly and silently, Reno's genitalia shriveled up at the mere thought of Isaak having hot, kinky, and very very very very steamy subtext with the cute (in an evil way) Dietrich.
In the next installment, um…..damn I forgot what I was gonna say! Maybe I'll find some random (but very kinky situation) to put Reno and Isaak in