I have no idea what inspired this. Let's just say I don't own anything and call it a day, ok?
"Oi, what's this I hear about Mayuri gettin' his ass handed to him by a recruit Renji?"
"Oh that? I heard that he's looking over the new recruits from the Academy. Now, you know what he does to Nemu when she says something he doesn't like, right?"
"Just get to the point, Abarai."
"Geez, Ikkaku, I'm getting' there! So anyways, he's doin' his thing to the poor kid, when this one woman storms up to him, grabs his arm and throws him!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, really. He gets all mad and everything, right? Starts ranting about 'defective help' and everything. I swear, the other recruits said it was like standing next to Zaraki!"
"Hmph. She should've been in the 11th. So what's her name, anyways?"
"Lemme check. Hmm...lessee...oh, here. Dr. Ikari Yui..."