Team Of Darkness
Chapter 1: Abduction After Escape
Very deep, and far from the tiny blue planet known as Earth, in a space station which was in a center of an asteroid field, several dark figures were huddling together to debate on what to do about a certain blue planet and the troublemakers whom ruin their plans. As the lights were turned on, Dark Laser revealed himself to the front, and on the other side Darth Vegan was ready to plead his case.
"Alright, we all know what we came here for" said Darth Vegan as he had his mask on, "and that's to destroy planet Earth!"
Everyone else in the room responded with cheers except for Dark Laser.
"Bah, your plans always seem to fail!" barked Dark Laser to which he then turned to his toy dog Flipsie, "Isn't that right Flipsie, flip once to agree with me."
The toy dog obeyed, to which Dark Laser then giggled with joy.
"And I suppose your plans are any better, I mean using a big giant laser, on a space station that can easily be destroyed?" asked Darth Vegan, to which his mask was then lowered, "Come on!"
"Look, the real reason why we're all here is because of the troublemakers whom have been in our way for so long" replied Dark Laser to which he took a remote controller out and pressed the button showing a picture of Johnny Test and Timmy Turner came up on a computer screen in the center of the room, "these two, and their associates are the cause of our problems. We need to develop a major super weapon, that'll not only defeat them but destroy the Earth as well."
"So what do you suggest we should do then?" asked Darth Vegan, "Because I told my scientists to never harm our own environment to create such a weapon."
"You, officer, tell me how many available scientists do I have?" asked Dark Laser as he turned to the closest loyal officer on his team.
"Er, your Darkness, well the scientists you hired to create the usual doomsday weapon against the Earth were all fired by you" replied the officer who began to sweat quite a lot.
"Bah, I knew I shouldn't have done that, how, and where the heck are we going to find a few evil geniuses that'll help us create the most devastating super weapon the galaxy has ever seen?!" cried Dark Laser as he slammed his fist on the table.
"Well, we could send probes down to Earth, and find any evil geniuses that'll work for our cause" replied Darth Vegan.
"That's an excellent idea, but just where to start" thought Dark Laser to himself, to which he then began to head toward his ship, "I think this may require for some hands on approach to this matter."
"And where do you think you're going?" asked Darth Vegan.
"To take one of these evil genius types away from that blue planet" replied Dark Laser as he took his toy dog with him.
Meanwhile, back on a certain blue planet known as Earth, a certain Professor Finbair Calamitous had managed to break out of Porkbelly jail, once again, while ditching the villains whom he coaxed into being his aids to face the elite SWAT team.
"I can't believe that plan worked!" laughed Calamitous as he was happily on a police motorcycle he had managed to hijack, "There'll be nothing on this planet that'll be able to stop me now!"
The evil genius kept on laughing, not knowing that Dark Laser's ship was coming into Earth's atmosphere under a cloaking device. As Dark Laser gazed down, he noticed Calamitous racing away from what seems like two police cars, while the other police officers were back at the prison trying to squash an uprising Calamitous had previously caused.
"Oh well, looks like we have found our first evil genius, isn't that right Flipsie?" asked Dark Laser as he then turned to the toy dog which then flipped as he responded.
Back on the ground, Calamitous was having the time of his life on the lamb, happily evading police, but what the evil genius didn't know was that he was about to be abducted by Dark Laser. As the evil genius continued to enjoy his time on the run, he didn't know that a rock was right in the path of his motorcycle, to which the motorcycle then hits the rock, sending Calamitous flying quite hard right onto the road to which the two police cars stopped to take him in.
"Alright buddy, that was some sort of a attempt you tried to pull back at the prison" said one of the police officers who was approaching Calamitous, "we're going to take you back to your cell, and make sure you don't have contact with anyone ever again."
But as the four officers were about to approach Calamitous, a strange light out of nowhere shined right on the evil genius. It then took up Calamitous, to which Calamitous thought he was literally being saved from Heaven itself. But instead, he soon found himself in some sort of a strange tube, to which he then noticed he was surrounded by various robot soldiers, and Dark Laser himself entered the scene.
"Ah, you must be that little man who has been causing so much commotion down below" said Dark Laser.
"Wait, you're not the Grim Reaper who's going to send me down below are you?" asked Calamitous.
"Actually, no, I'm Dark Laser, and I have hired you to help me and my friends build a doomsday weapon that'll destroy Earth, and anyone who steps in front of us forever!" replied Dark Laser.
After taking Calamitous in, Dark Laser headed back to the space station, in the center of the field of asteroids, to which he even presented Calamitous himself to everyone.
"This is, er, what's your name?" asked Dark Laser as he leaned over to Calamitous.
"Professor Finbair Calamitous" replied Calamitous, to which he was then helped up to the table by Dark Laser, "thank you, as you can see, I have been told by Dark Laser that you all need a doomsday weapon to destroy the Earth. Why don't I lay out some sort of a compromise for you?"
"Compromise, what do you mean by that?" asked Darth Vegan who had his mask back on again.
"How about this, if you allow me to build your doomsday weapon, you'd promise me that once your enemies are defeated, you won't destroy the Earth so long as you have me as its ruler" replied Calamitous.
"Hmm, I never thought of it that way" replied Darth Vegan, "but no offense, your age doesn't give you all that time to rule."
"That's why I would be needing a few compatriots of my own to be recruited" replied Calamitous to which he then grabbed a spare CD he had in his pocket, "I have you here two other evil geniuses I would like to contact, one of them I believe is very familiar to you, the other not so."
As Calamitous then inserts the CD, in a disk drive, the computer screen reveals the picture of Bling-Bling Boy, and an unknown evil genius not familiar with the group going by the name of Dr. Eggman.
"You see, I need this man's genius" continued Calamitous pointing to Eggman, "for his knowledge of a powerful resource known as the Chaos Emerald. With the Chaos Emerald, and also the powers of these floating creatures I have encountered previously, I will be able to create your ultimate doomsday device, so do we have a deal?"
"The pleasure is all mine" replied Darth Vegan as he then shook Calamitous' hand.