Olthar was walking home, despondent over her continual inability to get a date, at least, not the one she wanted. Boys and girls kept asking her out, but she wasn't interested in either. They were just too...boring for her. She wanted something more, something different, something exciting. She wanted someone who could love her as much as she loved them, and there was only one person who she wanted. Walking passed her neighbor's house, she looked at it, too afraid to go ask her one true love to be with her. Instead, she continued home and went to bed, locking herself in her room for the next several hours.
Several days later, as she walked past the house again, she finally found enough courage to walk up to the front door. She raised her hand to knock, but pulled back, fear gripping her. After staring at the door for a full six minutes, she finally knocked.
There was no answer.
She waited for a while longer before knocking again, once more receiving no response. Fed up with being ignored, she shouted out her feelings.
"Please answer me! I love you! I've loved you ever since the first time I laid eyes on you! Please, just let me be with you! I want to feel your hard wood deep inside me! Doesn't that interest you? Here I am giving myself to you freely! I just want to be loved!"
Several hours later, Olthar's neighbor came home to find her naked and rubbing herself against the door. Olthar was then arrested and sent to jail for public indecency, all the while complaining about wanting to be with her lover.