Basic Info: This is Kevin's diary while he staying at the White Tiger village with his team mates. Set sometime after G-revolution.

Warnings: Yaoi Hints. Little swearing. Some OOCness. Randomness. That'd be it.

Pairings: Tala/Kai,Ray/Mariah so far.

Disclaimer: I own Brooklyn and Mystel. I use them as my puppets. And yes,my friends can borrow them anytime. XD

Author's Notes: I write in the same style Purple-Kissed-Wishes has written "Confessions of a Blader" and now "Chronicles of Max". Also,ShadowCelebi makes an excellent work in the diary style with her "Eye of the Tiger" fic. So,go and read their stories also :-)

One more Note: Purple-Kissed-Wishes has come up with the tittle. Until someone else (or me) think of a better title,it stays XD

Tuesday,25th May 2006.

10:30 in the am

Hi,I'm Kevin...

that little green haired dude from White Tigers.

Yes,that's me.

Wanna know why I'm writing a diary?

Because I can,I can,I can,I can!!!

10:31

Alright,the real reason is this:

The earth is flat.

No,I'm serious.

10:32

Hold on,what were we talking about that?

Oh,yes.

The purpose of this diary.

I'm writing this in order to show to my beloved readers how...

"KEVIIIIIIN!!!"

Who's voice is that?

"Keeeevin!!!"

Maybe he is the little red riding hood.

Ha,ha,ha,ha.

"Kevin!"

Oh,what the hell?

"Who is it?"

"Kevin,what are you doing?" Mariah asks me.

I think she looks pissed.

"You look pissed" I say and look at the pinkness she is.

"Food is ready"

Well,that brought a smile in my face.

10:36

I am now walking next to Mariah.

We are walking toward Ray's house.

For some weird reason,Ray own his own house.

That's because he is now eighteen.

Yes,he is.

Him and Lee to be exact.

And maybe Gary.

I will get back to you on that one.

Mariah is now seventeen and some months.

I'm seventeen and some minutes.

Take a wild guess...

Yes,it is my birthday today!

And I decided that the only thing missing from my life is...

A DIARY!

10:40

Food smells nice.

Gifts look nice.

Gary is eating.

Mariah is still pissed.

10:40 and a half

I think she realized that Ray is utterly gay.

He is barely gay to be exact.

He likes cooking and cleaning.

He is gay.

I knew you would agree with me.

10:50

I was eating.

Fast.

Take another wild guess.

Yes,Gary is eating next to me.

Why is Gary always sitting next to me?

It makes me looks short.

I'm not short.

Don't try to change my mind.

I'm not short.

I'm just not tall.

Now,that this is clear I can go back to food.

11:01

I shouldn't have eaten so much.

My stomache hurts.

I bet it's cause of the cherries.

Or the strawberries.

I'm having the feeling that I didn't had a normal breakfast.

11:02

I just realized that Lee is not here.

Lee was not here...

How can he abandon me like that?

Lee...

Where are you,Lee?

11:04

He's up in the trees.

With Mystel.

Yes,the blonde who looks like he's constantly up to something.

And he's hyper.

I've been told that I shouldn't trust people who are always smiling.

Because they are always up to something.

Maybe Mystel is plotting world domination.

11:05

He is!

I knew it!

Don't ask me how I know it though.

Clearly,I don't really know.

But I can fool you,can't I?

11:10

Lee is now approaching me holding a large white plate in his hands.

There are some random green things in there.

I would love to believe that those are vegetables.

Or at least plain grass.

But since Lee holds that plate I'm determinate d not to touch it.

Now,it's the best moment to run around like a maniac.

11:12

Mystel is pissing me off.

He does everything I do.

He runs around like a complete maniac screaming "I got cherries"

Everybody knows that I love cherries.

Don't they?

DON'T THEY?

11:16

Apparently,they don't.

Mariah is now laughing at him.

Or with him.

I would certainly be laughing at him if he was trown in the river or something like that.

11:23

I pushed Mystel to the river!

Mariah gave me a death glare.

Ray told her she looked like Kai.

She gave him a more evil glare.

And she's now tapping her foot on the grass.

11:25

Have I told you that after all the eating we all went outside?

Well,I do now.

Obviously.

Quite obviously.

Otherwise we wouldn't find Lee.

Among the bees.

11:30

I just realized that bees have surrounded our territory.

I think that's the best moment to leave this place.

And go inside the safety of my own home.

11:46

I am now inside the safety of my own home.

Dad and Mum are strangely looking at me.

I should demand my gifts now.

"Where are my gifts?"

I made sure I had Mariah's sweet smile on my face.

My Dad looks bored.

His name is Klaatu by the way.

Don't ask.

11:47

My Mum's name is Meifeng.

It means beautiful wind in Chinese.

We are Chinese.

Did you know that?

wind

12:00 in the pm

I got my gifts.

It was one gift.

One big gift.

A gigantic one gift.

12:01

I got a white fluffy male bunny for my birthday.

I named him Rasputin.

That makes me happy.

That makes me very happy.

"That makes you very gay"

WHO SAID THAT?

12:02

Mystel...

BASTARD!

Something white is behind him.

12:03

It is Brooklyn.

Hasn't he gone to a mental asylum or something?

Did Mystel read what I wrote before?

CURSE HIM!

12:04

He's laughing.

I'm having the feeling that he's still reading what I'm writing.

Maybe because I have placed my notebook in my desk.

And he's sitting on the desk next to me.

Brooklyn is staying behind him looking....

Normal.

12:30

I show Mystel everything I wrote.

He's still laughing.

But I was afraid if I didn't,Brooklyn would do something to me.

Brooklyn scares me.

So does Tala.

But he's not here.

Kai visits from time to time.

And Tala comes with him.

I think they are together.

12:31

I think I want more cherries.

I'll go and find some.

12:56

I'm now in the kitchen,eating cherries.

I'm writing in my diary also.

You didn't actually think that I could write and eat at the same time?

Well,I'm multi-talented.

12:57

I just realized with my tiny little brain that Brooklyn and Mystel are still in my room.

12:58

Maybe they are moving in with me.

12:59

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

3:32 in the pm.

Wonder what I was doing all those hours?

I was trying to throw the two stalkers out of my room.

When they finally left my room my Mum show them and decided that they should stay with us for a while even if I kept telling her that I don't want them to.

She called me stubborn and rude.

So I went to Ray for help.

He kicked me out of his house because he wanted some lovey dovey time with his girl.

I still believe he is gay though.

3:33

Whoa,too many three's in one sentence.

Is time and dates a sentence?

They must be.

3:41

back to my original point.

Did I ever have one?

I must have.

If I didn't this diary would be useless.

3:42

It kinda is,isn't it?

Whatever.

I just want my room for myself.

Remember what happened when Daichi moved himself in Tyson's house?

No?

Me neither.

3:43

Butterflies!!!

9:24

Was I playing with the butterflies for such a long time?

Nope.

I just didn't know where I left my diary.

My notebook.

Like Death Note.

MWAHAHAHA.

9:25

Light is my idol.

Do you know him?

If you don't,you should.

Anyways,I'll go and sleep now.

I'm already laying under my white sheets.

9:26

Mystel is not here but Brooklyn asked me if I he could sleep in my room.

I think he's kind after all.

Unless he is on some kind of anti-depressants.

I don't really want to think about it though so I told him he can sleep in the couch.

I have a couch in my bedroom.

It's green.

Light green.

So It's not like my hair.

No comments about my hair.

10:00

Zzzzzzzzzzz.....

If you like this fic I will continue. So keep the reviews coming people! XD

Oh... this story is dedicated to all us lunatics out there! YAY!