EDIT: Uh, hi! :) Been over a year since this was written and, um, it's not so great, imho. You'd be better off skipping to Dare Games or any of the other stories after it, but if you wanna read this anyway thanks very much for the interest :P Okay, bye!
Chapter One!
~RED BASE~
"So, uh… what is plan?" the Heavy enquired, cramming his generous form into the arguing circle of RED team members. Paying little attention, the Pyro shrugged indifferently and whistled an infuriatingly catchy tune. Behind them, the Engineer looked up from the sentry turret he was mending;
"Listen, buddy…" And then, because frankly no one was listening, he accidently clanged his wrench against the metal wall. Everyone paused in suggestion until the only sound was a low, reverberating 'ring'. "Someone just tell Heavy the original plan an' stick with it, alright?" the generally more soft-spoken Engineer grumbled, finishing with his sentry and standing up. A couple of narrowed stares were exchanged between the ranks until, eventually, the Soldier snapped to attention and drilled;
"What's gonna happen is this!" He began to pace needlessly. "The BLUs are out there and the BLUs are goin' down out there! Myself and the cyclops-" the Demoman glared and moodily adjusted his eye patch- "are taking these here weapons and are blowing up the crap outta their tower." Both the Soldier and Demoman hefted their guns, a rocket and grenade launcher respectively.
"That shall put a stop to attacks from that side alley by the base," the Spy added for the slower mercs' benefits.
"And at zhe same time," the Medic added, snapping the wrist of one glove, "our friend the Pyro vill be moving into the courtyard and annihilating everyone in sight!"
The Pyro(maniac) made a muffled noise that hinted it may have been smiling. Yikes.
"Yeah, and while that's all goin' down me and this guy," the Scout nudged the Spy, much to the latter's resent, "are gonna be dashin' around the side. Well, he'll be sneaking around like a wimp-"
"Point is," the Demoman interrupted, "they get the door open so the rest of us can get in."
"'Cept me and the Engy," the Sniper leaned back in the chair he had managed to nab first, "we'll be takin' care a' things back here."
Everyone, apparently having arrived at this form of agreement, nodded affirmative. Save Heavy weapons guy;
"What do me and Sasha do?" he asked, over-affectionately stroking his minigun.
"You, sir'll be on the front lines with the Medic for cover," the Soldier answered. The Scout shouldered his scattergun expectantly and shifted by the door;
"Well c'mon, knuckleheads, let's get goin'!"
"This boy is going to get me killed…" the Spy muttered, joining Scout by the entrance.
The RED team took up their positions. The Pyro raised its flame thrower, ideally saying 'LET'S MOVE OUT!'
First chapter! Yay :)
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