GUYS, I AM BACK! Yes, I'm out of my inspirationless phase with another insane story! So, I really hope you guys like it :)

This is another Alternate Universe story, because I just love writing those. :P

Disclaimer: I do not own SWAC, or any of the characters.

Sarah's disclaimer: This story is another Bollywood INSPIRED story. (Emphasis on the 'inspired', because I want to make sure everyone knows that it is not copied.) You may notice some familiar dialogues and ideas, but I'm adding all my own crazy ideas too, so don't give up reading just because you see similarities!


Lethiferousity

[Meaning: lethal-ness, destructiveness, deadliness]

Chapter 1 – CDC

I don't see any point in wasting time here. After all, time is money, and I don't like to waste either of those things. My name is Chad Dylan Cooper, and I'm also known as CDC. I'm twenty-two. Most people tend to find me attractive, but I don't care. I'm a very busy person and I don't have time for stupid things like love. Love is dangerous – especially for someone like me.

I was born in LA, into a family of celebrities. My father was one of the 'best' directors in Hollywood in his time, my mother was once a very successful actress in her time, my older brother is the lead actor and script writer of some idiotic TV drama, and my younger sister is one of those Disney stars who everyone knows will end up going insane in the future. My parents disowned me, just because I had absolutely no interest in being an overrated celebrity like them. I hate those people. That's enough about my family; they're irrelevant in my world now.

I currently live in a small, unsuspicious town, somewhere in Canada. I have no idea where, exactly; I'm not very good at geography, and finding hiding spots is my assistant's job.

You probably want to know why I'm in hiding right now. Well, simply put, I'm a criminal. Don't go thinking I'm some sort of petty street thief who leaves it to luck – those guys are seriously disgraceful. I, on the other hand, am "wanted" in 200 of the 204 countries in the world and find myself chased by cops on a daily basis. They can never catch me, though. They convince themselves that it's difficult, but really, it's completely impossible. You don't even want to know the kinds of things I do. That's why I've been living in disguise as a Chinese dude for the last six months, whilst sending my team out to finish the work I had to leave all over the world; I don't want to get caught.

Well, that's pretty much my life. I don't think there's anything bad about it, because… No. I barely know you. And if I give you any more information, we'll only have two options. Option one: you'll have to come to my side and work with me. And if you don't, then it's going to be option two… I'll have to kill you. Whether you're my friend or my enemy, that's how it is.

Well, it was nice meeting you, although I still don't know who you are, but I must go now. I need to work on my plan to blow up the entire city of Lethiferousity. Oh no, you now know too much… Don't make me use this gun.


That was just a little introduction, so tell me, should I continue this story? Or not? Review with your thoughts!

-Sarah :D