Dear Cousin,
I know you're going to want to kill me once I tell you this but, I'd like you to try and refrain from doing so for her sake. Kel and I are in love and yes Meathead we were not going to tell you any sooner than this. Also you are the first person to be told of this so do not think that you were the last person to find out.
Neal do not try to find me at the palace because I will not be there seeing as I value my life. Especially my life with Kel whom I plan on making my wife, won't you love being related to her? Meathead don't annoy her about it because we have both decided that this is a serious relationship. I love her with all my heart-so don't kill me please.
I know you don't trust me with her happiness and her heart but I promise you that I am putting my heart into this. Remember that my men will give me heck and the entire palace will be watching my every move. She is safe-trust me.
Yours truly,
Sergeant Domitan of the King's Own