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AN: Hello everybody. I know I haven't been updating for a while but I needed a rest. My eyes were starting to see dark spots and I've been neglecting to keep myself in physical peak. While doing so, RWBY Chibi S2 came out and I thought of making a comedy!
I noticed I have mostly serious stories out, but I don't want to be lumped in as a one genre writer. So RWBY Plus J Chibi as a start. And enough on that!
Let's get to the story.
Episode 1: RWBY Plus J CHIBI!
Shadow Boxing
It was a regular day for Yang and Jaune as they were in the gym doing their regular workout schedule. So far, Yang was enjoying having a gym buddy to hang out with since most of the guys that offered to spot her were after a good time or some eye candy. Yang may not act it, but she was a 'time and place for everything' type of person. Having someone check you out when you were trying to bench five times your weight wasn't a good time – she reserved that hot and sweaty look for her boyfriend when she found one.
Currently, the two blondes were doing shadow boxing while facing the mirrors. Overlooking the knight once more, Yang nodded when she saw him in good form. Now it was time for her to do her own thing.
"Hey there hot stuff." She checked herself out in the mirror. "I see you checking me out."
Flexing, she smirked seeing the definition in her reflection. If any guy out there was grossed out by a woman having muscles, then they had bad taste – muscles were always hot. Kissing her bicep, she taunted her reflection a bit more to get herself really pumped up.
"You wanna go?" She antagonized her reflection with a finger pointing up at the chin. Throwing a few jabs, she swerved her head to get out of the way. "So you're like that, huh?"
swish swish
Throwing one more jab and a hook, Yang bobbed and weaved while glaring at her reflection.
"You got nothing on me." She made a come on gesture to her reflection. Jutting her chin out, she taunted her reflection to give one to her. "Come on. Come on! Lay one on me. Right here!"
POW!
Jaune did not know what he just saw. One moment Yang was taunting her reflection, the next the Yang in the mirror moved on its own and clocked it's owner in the jaw. And now the mirror Yang was pumping her arms and posing like she won the world heavyweight champion belt. Staring at his own reflection, he became more confused when it shrugged back at him while walking away!
Nora Bomb
"Okay girls." Ruby shouted as she stood high on the diving board. "Watch this! Banzai!"
Using her semblance, Ruby zipped high into the air and struck a heroic pose before going down into the pool. With a small plop, Weiss held a six card, Blake held a five, and Yang put up a four.
"Aww what?" The little rose pouted, seeing those scores. "That pose should have gotten me at least an eight."
"Yeah." Yang acted like the high class judge. "If I was looking for the kiddy hour. You lacked the panache that I was looking for."
"You were alright. Just lacked the hang time." Blake said while looking at her nails.
"It could have been better." Weiss shrugged.
Wading over to the stairs, Ruby thought to try again after Pyrrha and Nora.
"Hello." Pyrrha waved to the people down below. "I'll be attempting a swan dive with a twist."
"A classic." Weiss nodded, eyes on the redhead.
As Pyrrha limbered herself for the jump, Nora got impatient and pushed her off the diving board. With a small eek and a quick splash, Pyrrha rose from the waters to see a four, three, and nine. The other two judges were looking at Yang wondering why she gave a high score.
"Well she said there'd be a twist." Yang said with a catty grin. "I wasn't expecting for the swan to flop."
Pouting at having her performance interrupted, the redhead glared up to see Nora looking down with an innocent smile. At least she was just one point above Ruby, but not in the way she wanted. Glancing over to the other side of the pool, she spotted Jaune and Ren laying back while floating aimlessly. She was hoping to impress her leader with her dive. At least he commented on her swimsuit being cute.
"For my performance, I'll be attempting the bomb of all bombs!" Nora shouted, striking a macho pose. She even oiled herself up to make it seem she was glowing more.
"I'm getting my two card ready." Weiss mumbled, knowing the bomber would just cannonball into the pool and make a splash.
Inhaling, Nora knelt down and tensed her muscles to give the mother of all jumps. With a thoom, she was instantly thirty feet in the air and struck a fabulous pose when she felt she was high enough. As she descended down, the judges instantly swam out with Pyrrha and Ruby finding a safe place to hide from the impending big splash.
"aaaaaH!" Nora cheered as she got near to the water.
Twok
As Nora hit the pool, there was no big splash or water flying. It was similar to a tiny drop of water falling into a bucket. Peeking their heads from their hiding place, the girls sighed in relief that there was no big wave.
BOOM!
It was a delayed explosion. None of them knew how she did it, and none wanted to figure how. The less they knew, the more sane they'd be. At least that's what Ren advised them. Speaking of which, there he and Jaune were hanging upside down from a light post.
Beacon Safari
Ozpin: You are now tuning in to Beacon Safari. Last episode, we filmed the CRDL flock circling their rabbit faunus prey only to be thwarted by the rabbit faunus' protector, Colossus Maximus, AKA Yatsuhashi. Today's episode we will be documenting the wild members of JNPR to see how they live.
In a kitchen, Ren and Jaune were in the middle of making their lunch since the line in the cafeteria was too long. Although they were good friends, Jaune had to stand a few feet away from Ren because of the weird contraptions surrounding the ninja.
Here we have the two males of JNPR preparing their meals for the day. As we can see, the green clad male is more prepared than his leader who is unaware of the dangers of cooking with no protection. The yellow haired leader is dreadfully unaware of the predators lurking behind each corner.
Sneaking into the kitchen, neither boys notice Nora eyeing the pancakes Ren is preparing.
THWANG!
As the ninja turns his back to get the syrup, the trap is activated and cages Nora before she can get the delights. Grinning in triumph, Ren quickly takes out the backup pancakes he had made earlier and eats them in front of his partner.
"Ooh!" Nora whimpers trying to paw at his plate from her prison.
Sighing at her behavior and the puppy eyes she's giving him, Ren relents and gives her just one of his pancakes. It worked in a way that she slowly ate the one just in case he wasn't willing to give another.
As we just saw, the green clad male was well prepared in ensuring he keeps his meal safe from those wishing to steal from him. Although he did catch a thief, he was still humble enough to share a bit of his meal with her. Moving on to the blonde, let us see how he is fairing.
Jaune was in the middle of making a smoked salmon sandwich. He was a bit distracted from Nora being caught, but now he was back to finishing his preparations.
As we can see, the blonde male is still safe as no predator has shown up. But what's this?
Smelling the scent of smoked fish, Blake peeks from the corner of the kitchen entrance with eyes on the prize. Spotting the sandwich being made, she goes forth.
It seems a pack member of RWBY caught scent of the blonde's meal and wishes to take it for her own. The blonde must be careful for this member is quite stealthy.
Blake silently crept over to the table where Jaune was putting the finishing touches on her sandwich. He was adding in the good stuff too like tomatoes and red onions sliced thin to where it complimented the salmon flavor. After the lettuce and sauce was added, she marveled at the beauty before her. Silently tipping off a saltshaker to distract him, Blake swiftly grabbed the sandwich.
"Hey!" Jaune said, catching Blake about to take a bite out of his sandwich.
It seems the blonde was able to catch the cat faunus from stealing his meal. Sadly, it's not so simple as the female isn't likely to give up so easily.
Blake hissed and swiped at the air in a threatening manner to Jaune. All the while she held onto the sandwich close to her chest.
The female gives a threatening hiss to scare the blonde off. Like some history, this has worked in the stealthy one's favor.
"*roar!*" Jaune let off a grizzly roar in Blake's face. After he was done, his chest was heaving with teeth bared.
Staring wide-eyed at him for a few seconds, Blake shook off the fear and ran off with sandwich in mouth on all fours. As she did that, Jaune chased after her on all fours too with an angry look in his eyes. As they went out of the kitchen and off screen, the sounds of a cat yowling and things being turned over could be heard.
Failing to scare off the blonde and instead enraging him, the cat faunus flees with her stolen meal with the blonde hot on her heels! Due to the rating on our channel, we cannot show you the sheer carnage that is going on.
After the sounds of carnage had stopped, Jaune trotted back in on all fours with half a sandwich in his mouth. There were scratch marks on his face and legs with a bit of Blake's hair in his mouth. After wolfing the sandwich down he went back out to do his daily business.
And the blonde returns successful in retrieving his meal. Although it's only half of it, any nourishment counts when surviving the wilds of Beacon. Tune in next time.
"What just happened?" Ren asked Nora who was also witness to Blake and Jaune acting like deranged animals. All he got was a shrug in return.
END
AN: And there's the comedy. I know it's short guys, but most of the chibis are. I do hope you guys liked this since I plan on writing more comedy.
This is Aloehisja writing to you guys. Look forward to the next works and I hope you guys enjoyed.