I came up with this one day really fast. Don't blame me!
Answering Mail with PJO!
No ones POV
Inside an abandoned warehouse something was happening. There was loud noises and drilling coming from it.
Inside, there was a group of builders turning it into a giant theater.
A boy was waiting impatiently for something. Suddenly, 4 boys and 3 girls appear out of nowhere.
" Finally! I thought he quit his job!" said the boy impatiently.
" Sorry boss, They're hard to catch." says a man that also appeared out of nowhere.
" The emo one went to the underworld, the one with green eyes took the rest and went underwater. Well, I say he took the rest, but he didn't take the one over there." Said the man gesturing over at Luke.
" I'm not emo!" screamed Nico.
" I know you aren't Nico." Says the boy whose name is Ben, but chooses to call himself Pizza.
" Well, I bet you want to know why you're here. You are here for people to write mail to you and you have to answer it. Oh and Bill, you can leave now." Said Pizza.
" Oh no, not another of those fan mail things." Groaned Annabeth.
" Yes and no, it will be fan mail, but we also answer hate mail." Said Pizza.
While all this goes on Luke tries to escape, but finds that Pizza is by the door casually blocking it.
" Oh no you don't Luke, you aren't very liked in the audience, and I have a million ways to make your life hell.
While Pizza's talking the others look franticly for an exit. But, of course they don't find one.
" I need a tin can." Moaned Grover.
Pizza finds a tin can and tosses it to Grover.
" Here you go goat boy." Says Pizza.
Percy tries to flood the room with water, but fails miserably.
" Your water and other things won't work unless I want them to. I'm the auth- I mean host and nothing happens unless I say so." Explains Pizza.
Thalia tries to shoot an arrow but her arrow became glued to the bow, and the bow is frozen.
" Told you so." Said Pizza smugly. " I'm sorry to say, but the recording time is up! So join us next time for: Mail with PJO!
The End!
So, how was it? This is my first not chat/script (as fanfiction puts it.) fic! Hope you liked it! If you have mail, just send it to me and I might use it and give each person that sends one in a cake!