If you DON'T LIKE SLASH, gtfo. If you DON'T like Ichigo centered fics, again, GTFO. WARNING this WILL have CURSING and OTHER STUFF which I'm unsure of at the moment. So if you're one of those 'prissy?' people and all that and needs everything perfect and all that then THIS FIC IS NOT FOR YOU. Thank you for your attention. :3

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Ichigo sat down on his chair and turned on his laptop, then logged online on Windows Live Messenger.

The first thing popping up was several friend requests, perhaps even 30, shocking him. And reading the first request he realized that Soul Society must have finally caught up with the modern world of living. But he still wondered how they'd gotten his msn.

HotStuffRenji would like to add you as a friend.

He snickered at the name but added him all the same. Opening the next one he raised an eyebrow at the name in slight confusion but accepted anyway.

AmbassadorSeaweed* would like to add you as a friend.

And there were several others hinting at Rukia, Ikkaku, Yumichika and several others. Hell, even Ukitake-san!

After accepting them all he went to change his own name; he'd gotten bored with Deathly Substitute.

Just as he'd changed his name, an invitation to a group conversation popped up.

You have been invited to Shinigamis' Chat. Accept? Decline?

So obviously there were only Shinigami in there or those who knew of them. He accepted it, curious of who it was that wanted to talk to him.

HotStuffRenji says:

OY ICHIGO, sup? :D

My Name's Not Strawberry says:

Nothing much, Renji. Just got back from beating some Hollows. Wbu?

Chappy Rocks! says:

Ichigo! You should mind your manners and say hello to the rest of us! :

My Name's Not Strawberry says:

...Rukia? Should've known you'd use a name like that. xD

Ichigo then looked at the list of the people there. So far it was him, Renji, Rukia, and nobody else. That's when a small window popped up.

AmbassadorSeaweed has just signed in.

And then two more a second after the unknown contact.

Soccer Rox has just signed in.

Hitsugaya-Taicho has just signed in.

Ichigo raised an eyebrow. Karin and Toshiro had logged in at the same time, coincidence? He let it go for now, he'd ask Karin later if she wanted to tell him anything.

He turned his attention back to the chat just in time to see a question from Rukia.

Chappy Rocks! says:

Soooo Ichigo, when'll you admit you're gay anyway? :3

Ichigo choked. He was NOT gay! ...Well he might be bi but NOT gay!

HotStuffRenji says:

WOAH, you're GAY, Ichigo! :O

And apparently Rukia had just added more people to the conversation as he got more shocked questions.

Hitsugaya-Taicho says:

Kurosaki's gay? o.O Figures.

Quincy's Last says:

My, my, Kurosaki... Does this mean you're sleeping with someone?

Ichigo glared at the screen.

My Name's Not Strawberry says:

FYI, I am NOT gay and why do you even want to know about my sex life? o.O Are YOU gay, Ishida?

Quincy's Last says:

NO!

HotStuffRenji says:

LOL, how can you NOT be gay, Ishida? XD With the clothes you wear, how you do girly stuff... XD

Ichigo froze. Uh oh. Renji shouldn't have said that last part...

Chappy Rocks! says:

GIRLY stuff, Renji...? :

HotStuffRenji says:

Oh no, that's not what I meant Rukia! O_O

Quincy's Last says:

For your information, Abarai, women happen to LIKE males whom can sew, cook and other things you deem 'girly'. -_-

Hitsugaya-Taicho says:

That's funny, I thought Kurosaki were together with Ishida.

EW! was the only thought Ichigo could process. Not that he let that stop him from replying.

My Name's Not Strawberry says:

HELL NO! Like I'd even CONSIDER that stuck up asshole! He's way too irritating. :P

AmbassadorSeaweed says:

Is that so, Kurosaki? Then you would be with another male?

Ichigo's eyes widened, there was that unknown person that he'd accepted the friend request from. And he knew Ichigo!

Chappy Rocks! says:

NII-SAMA! :D How did it go? Do you find your contacts to your liking? I added everyone I could think of! And did you like the name!

WOAH, that was Byakuya! Ichigo stared at the screen.

AmbassadorSeaweed says:

You did well, Rukia. The name is as magnificent as our art.

Ichigo snickered to himself. As their art? That was for sure! Their art was hideous!

AmbassadorSeaweed says:

Well, Kurosaki? Are you going to answer me or not?

Ichigo frowned and looked back up to the question, having forgotten it already.

My Name's Not Strawberry says:

Well being bi would help with that, I don't mind the gender. Just the attitudes and all that shit.

Hitsugaya-Taicho says:

Kurosaki. I'm coming to the living world tomorrow and will be staying for the weekend. May I stay at your place?

AmbassadorSeaweed says:

You do not have to trouble yourself with the Ryoka, Hitsugaya-Taicho. Why not stay with that human girl as you did last time?

My Name's Not Strawberry says:

OY, stop calling me that already. D: And why should there be something wrong with him staying with me? :(

Hitsugaya-Taicho says:

I'd rather not, Matsumoto will be staying there. Plus I know that Yuzu-san is way better at cooking than Inoue-san. I'd rather not get food poisoning.

Ichigo was slightly interrupted from typing back by another message but sent his answer right after it disappeared.

Soccer Rox has signed out.

My Name's Not Strawberry says:

That's your only reason? D: Besides, Yuzu won't be home this weekend. No one except me will.

AmbassadorSeaweed says:

Then how do you plan to survive? Obviously you need food. Unless the girl has cooked ready food for the weekend for you to heat?

Hitsugaya-Taicho says:

Yes, Kurosaki. I'd like to know that as well. o.O

My Name's Not Strawberry says:

Well obviously I'm cooking myself. I don't want Yuzu to exhaust herself by trying to cook enough for a weekend when she's supposed to be having fun with Goat-Face and Karin.

And in an amazing synchronization their shocked answers came.

Hitsugaya-Taicho says:

You can cook! :O O_O

AmbassadorSeaweed says:

You can cook! :O O_O

My Name's Not Strawberry says:

-_- Who do you think taught Yuzu? Obviously Goat-Face would burn the house down and Karin was the same age.

AmbassadorSeaweed says:

Why not your mother? o.O

Hitsugaya-Taicho says:

Where IS your mother anyway? I haven't heard anything about her at all...

Ichigo flinched at the questions. He wished they hadn't asked, but wouldn't refuse them their answers when they could find out from Rukia anyway.

My Name's Not Strawberry

says:

She's dead. Has been since I was nine and the girls were five.

AmbassadorSeaweed says:

I apologize then.

Hitsugaya-Taicho says:

Would you like to talk about it?

My Name's Not Strawberry says:

No thanks, I'd rather not... Anyway, I'm going to log off now. Got to go say bye to the girls. You can stay here if you'd like, Toshiro. Since I'll be alone, there'll be some space. Laters, everyone.

AmbassadorSeaweed says:

Good bye Kurosaki.

Hitsugaya-Taichosays:

See you tomorrow then, Kurosaki.

Chappy Rocks! says:

BYE ICHIGO! :D

Quincy's Last says:

Bye Kurosaki.

HotStuffRenji says:

Later Strawberry! ;3

Ichigo having clicked Log Out just as the last message came, couldn't answer the insult. He frowned but turned off the computer anyway.

* - I got this name from the only other WLM story I've seen of Bleach by aNiMeInVaDeR.