Chivalry by me one day der was teh nites an dey had da swards an bows an it was teh middling ages an der wer toofactions the Marxist an teh blue fagots one was evil an villaged the pillage an raps teh pilgrimps an de other just sux buts onday teh nazis sed 'youtou mus fite to teh defs in this arena an become chivalboops' an de red ones axed 'can we keep da fingers' an they said yes but the blue gais sed 'i wanna be a fashion' so dey got the better armor an den they den were den teleportato to the arena ware thare ware fans washing for the fite 'hello fagolas welcum to teh arena' dey cheered 'we have the red poos' they cheered loudart 'an da blue gay homosapiens' booooooooooo 'now charge' so they scleemps an run an the vankarts charged at tem whail teh manawars tred to get the arshies wif tha knipes bein slow an hard to kill axept this one who got call of dutied in da skullular organ den a vangie charged at the arrow guy an he shot a bow at his hed an clonks him uprightsidethehead so he fell ober an got etan by the saaaand an den that archer got his fake kix in with the wall spicks an got stahk as he died but then ther was fahr an the guy who flipped the kicksies started streaming bloody screms but den he turn around and did a pose befour getting spartined down the pit but all of a suddenly out of the sandaru the best warrior vangarterbelt come in with a boopsdiche an began turning da gards into poop but den der were mo nore heads to cutaff so then der were two gais left a barcher an the other guy who was too leep for him so he charg at the archer an the archer panickited an jus started swingilin at the boy an he traid to lego block but he goted his hed lost by the swish blade from the guy but den he fell over did a flip a twist a shout a tumble a banana bologna barista burrito roll and kasplood into da pit of ouches an de king of the nazis said 'tie now go home' an den the audence goat smad so they tunded into knights an began to kill all of the nazis so then the villages foever kilt each over for no resin other than vidya gays da bend