It's amazing! Izuku said to himself smiling a little on the inside.
What made him this overly happy was that he just gathered information from his second hero today. For the lil Izuku he just beaten his own record of one. Since Izuku was a very unfortunate boy from an early age because he was one of the few to not be born with a so called quirk. After a doctors visit at the age around 5 they could confirm that Izuku was born an outsider or quirkless. This didn't just chock the boy but also his mother. She was almost 100% convinced that being a pussy was some sort of a quirk but the doctors said that being a pussy is just genetics or shit. The poor Izuku was so devastated from the news that he developed depression, a very severe one. To cope with his depression his mother kindly gave Izuku a notebook where he can write about heroes because he wanted to be one but without quirk it was impossible. That's why scoring his personal record on finding new information about new heroes.
Suddenly someone passed Izuku by and it was the one and only Mt. Lady! Izuku got all excited and ran after her.
Mt. Lady do you mind if I ask you some questions? Izuku asked.
What the hell are you doing here? She responded back looking slightly nervous. You know that this area is highly dangerous for a brat like you right?
Izuku didn't realise it before but now he did, when he followed Mt. Lady she was walking in the direction of this mysterious dumpster. It had a entrance which seemed to be guarded or something by an extremely hot man. Just over the entrance there was a sign reading "Dumpy". Izuku got a vague memory of the heroes talking about something called "Dumpy".
I just have some simple questions please answer! Izuku demanded like the desperate fag he is.
Only if you promise to leave right afterwards, Mt. Lady agreed against her will also glancing at the hot man for unknown reason.
Okay, Izuku assured her while he was also crossing his finger behind. My first question is what's your bra size in your "normal" lady form and in your mountain form? Izuku asked with his all attention on the melons.
Normally they're a C but in the mountain mode they require the double X, she said proudly.
"Only a C? What a disappointment…, Izuku thought."
Next question, he started. Can you tell me more about this weird abandon dumpster? You seem to know more about this than anyone else.
Now you're questioning me weird so i think it's time for you to leave! Mt. Lady said frustrated.
Geez women these days…, Izuku said quietly.
Izuku began walking his way home. But before making the turn he glanced back at the Dumpy before it went out of sight. He couldn't see Mt. Lady nor the hot man. They must have entered it. Izukus curiosity was overwhelmed at the time so he sneaked back to see if he actually can get his own answers. From the outside you couldn't see shit he decided to eavesdrop and see what he could hear. When he listened a few seconds he heard something familiar, it was Mt. Lady. And also it sounded like a man, very similar to the number one hero All Might. Izuku started to tremble. The thought of All Might being just behind this Dumpy douche was unimaginable. The excitement got the most of him so he climbed over. He couldn't miss the chance to meet his idol, he wanted to remember himself as a less of a loser to say. Climbing faster than any ugly annoying monkey before he was over the fence with the barbed wire in less than 10 small season. When he was over and stood at the other side he got rather saddened. It was just a usual drug gang siting with Mt. Lady. She was drinking Mountain Dew in a disturbing way, well until she spotted Izuku standing in front of them like the pussy he was.
What the hell! Mt. Lady expressed herself. Now I'm tired of your shorty behaving so I'm calling your mom!
Tell her to pick me up so we can eat some antidepressants and noodles, Izuku just said with depression like voice because he didn't got to see the All Might.
Mt. Lady was furious and went further into the dumpster shit to make the call. In the meantime Izuku started to cry. One of the ugliest with very strange blonde hair from the drug gang start to approach the crying brat slowly. By making any sudden move could lead to plus ultra depression.
Hey kid you depressed too? He asked gently.
Yeha, Izuku sobbed. Are you born quirkless too?
Indeed, he told him. Well that was until I got this.
The dude showed him some steroids. By judging this douche from his extreme skinnyness he really needed one.
You mean that some steroids will give me a quirk? Izuku asked and shedded a tear since the douches voice was almost identical to All Mights.
It's not the usual steroids young brat, he started. It's homemade and I call it One for all. I saw the recipe on YouTube by someone named Nana. She does some good videos I must admit. And since you are almost as depressed as me I can give you the recipe and you will be like me!
Doubt, Izuku doubted.
Wow we are more similar than I thought, he said laughing a little. We express our emotions by words hehe… by the way you can call me Ass Moght.
Ass Moght? Izuku questioned.
Exactly! Ass Moght said while having a nosebleed.
Can you show me that it's safe to use, Izuku requested.
Of course it is safe to use, he told him. If it makes you feel better I can read the warning thing.
Umm okay, Izuku just accepted.
Warning, do nut use if you're under 18, having broccoli hair, being pussy, having weird tendencies, identifying as man, likes the Zac Efron, gay or if you were born quirkless, Ass Moght explained.
That doesn't sound like it suits me that well, Izuku pointed out.
Don't worry kid, Ass Moght said to calm him down. But you're indeed not muscular so we should maybe train your body up first.
But you're not welltrained either, Izuku said
Well now you're just being an asshole, Ass Moght told him. This is how I look with the steroids puss!
Ass Moght injected the steroids and a cloud with rainbows filled the air and he transformed into ALL MIGHT.
whahah! Izuku said speechlessly.
Sike boy look who's the real maan, All Might said confidently.
The sudden chock of witnessing this Izuku freak out. He need to see how much of a schlong he had. He couldn't miss out on this!
So I'm willing to inject you with my "One for all" only if we're working your body first, All Might made clear. See you tomorrow here at Dumpy at 6 o'clock.
Ahaha, Izuku moaned.
I take that as a yes, All Might laughed. Mostly because I don't take a no for answer.
All of a sudden a car nearby pulled over and it was Izukus mom. Izuku was walking towards the car without moving his head from All nights direction. It was quite concerning since his neck couldn't make this any longer. But the reason it could make it that far was that he once or twice performed self sucking his own dick. But that was information was unnecessary. With the sun setting for the day the Midoriya car was not running in the nineties with the initial d but running home. When Izuku was about to go to sleep he couldn't stop thinking about what tomorrow has to offer.