Marco's Web Chat Buddy:

Monkeyman215: Hey, how you doing?

BeautyQueen016: I'm alright, how are you?

Monkeyman215: I'm simply spectacular, now that I'm talking to you.

BeautyQueen016: I bet you say that to all the internet girls :P

Monkeyman215: You'd be surprised…

BeautyQueen016: So what are you up to right now?

Monkeyman215: You mean right now; right at this moment? :P

BeautyQueen016: Lol…yes, as in right at this moment.

Monkeyman215: Nothing much…just working out; just a bit.

BeautyQueen016: Oh! You work out, eh? You must be very hot!

Monkeyman215: Actually, I'm quite cool at the moment (H)

BeautyQueen016: Lol…and you're funny too.

BeautyQueen016: But really, what do you look like?

Monkeyman215 signed out….

BeautyQueen016: Wow!

Monkeyman215 signed in…

Monkeyman215: Sorry, babe. My computer is f****ed up. No hard feelings?

BeautyQueen016: No, I think I've gotten over it. :P

Monkeyman215: Ralf Macchio.

BeautyQueen016: What about Ralf Macchio?

Monkeyman215: That's what I look like. Just picture a young Ralf Macchio; from the Karate Kid movies.

BeautyQueen016: Lol, oh! I love him! You must be gorgeous.

Monkeyman215: And what about you?

BeautyQueen016: Well, have you ever seen Ferris Bueller?

Monkeyman215: …Yea…

BeautyQueen016: I sort of look like his girlfriend; except I'm blonde…and maybe an inch or two taller.

Monkeyman215: Lucky me, I'm talking to a BABE! :p

BeautyQueen016: :$

Monkeyman215: So, do you have any hobbies?

BeautyQueen016: That was a very lame question, Monkeyman! :P

Monkeyman215: Hell, I can't be smooth all the time. :P

Monkeyman215: But, really; what are you into?

BeautyQueen016: Haha. I'm into a lot of things. Old movies from the eighties…anything by John Hughes. I'm into sports; mostly swimming and gymnastics.

Monkeyman215: Now I have really hit the jack pot! :P

BeautyQueen016: Lmfao!

Monkeyman016: So…BeautyQueen, do you have a boyfriend?

BeautyQueen016: Ugh…I don't know anymore.

Monkeyman215: Is that a yes…no…maybe…What are you two, friends with benefits? :P

BeautyQueen016: Ha! I wish. We haven't even kissed yet.

Monkeyman215: He's a wimp!

Monkeyman215: I would have kissed you the second I saw you.

BeautyQueen016: Lmfao. You haven't even seen a picture of me yet, monkeyboy :P

Monkeyman215: What, you don't believe in love at first chat?

Monkeyman215: And it's monkeyMAN, not monkeyBOY :p

Monkeyman215: And you could always just send me a photo you know :P

BeautyQueen016: Maybe…I have to go though, duty calls.

Monkeyman215: Same…it's weird, my phone just rang :P Probably my buddy.

BeautyQueen016: Chat with you when I'm done?

Monkeyman215: Definitely, babe!