Hello people I'm a huge G.I.R fan and I probably would be an even bigger Mini Moose fan if he was in more episodes. Anyway, I thought they weren't in enough episodes(especially Mini Moose). So, I decided to make a story about their adventures while answering these questions:
What do G.I.R and Mini Moose do when Zim is at Skool or fighting Dib or something?
Are G.I.R and Mimi secretly dating despite the fact that their masters hate each other?
Does Mini Moose like The Angry Monkey Show as much as G.I.R?
Will they party like crazy in this adventure?
The Adventures of G.I.R and Mini Moose
Chapter 1 G.I.R and the Magic Taco
"G.I.R don't burn down or leave the house without informing me, OK." Zim said. "Okey-dokey." "Good, I'll see you after Skool. Bye." G.I.R ran to the couch and turned on the TV, and began to watch The Angry Monkey Show. Mini Moose floated into the room. "Squeak." "You're right, it would be great to watch this with popcorn." "Squeak." "Oh you don't have to make it." "Squeak." "OK if you insist thanks." "We'll be right back." "WHY WHY WHHHHYYYY?" G.I.R said as tears began to flow out of his eyes.
"Do you like tacos?" G.I.R's tears slipped back into his eyes and he said, "Yeah!" "Then come to The Taco Museum! We have the priceless Magic Taco it is so powerful and delectable that it has the magic to transport you to another dimension. It is located right next to McMeaties on 7890th Smellmybutt Street. Only open today, we close promptly at 6:00 PM." "Mini Moose did you hear that?" G.I.R shouted. "Squeak!" "What do you mean it will be disobeying Master?" "Squeak." "Oh yeah he did say we weren't allowed to leave the house, but we'll be back before he's back." "Squeak!" "You think you can beat me in a hot dog eating contest, you're on."
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"See nobody can beat me!" G.I.R said. "BURP!" "Squeak!" "You're right Zim will be back soon. We have to tell him that we love him by hugging him." "Squeak!" "That's an even better idea I'm sure he'd love to take us The Taco Museum!" As if on cue Zim walked through the door and said, "Some stinky human handed me a flyer of some Taco Museum," "I would never go there. Never, never, never, NEVER!""Unless of course if Dib planned to blow up his huge head there, that I wouldn't want to miss."
"Squeak!" "Um…we're gonna go tell Dib that you hate him for you." G.I.R said. "Oh OK I'll be here planning to doom all of mind kind because I AM ZIM!" G.I.R and Mini Moose ran out the door and started walking towards Dib's house. "I'm gonna sing The Taco song now! Taco, taco, taco, taco…." "Squeak!" "Oh what's that, Mini Moose, we just passed Dib's house." They turned back and walked up the front door steps and knocked on the door.
Gaz opened the door. G.I.R jumped onto her and pushed her down while shouting at the top of his lungs, "I LOVE LOLLYPOPS!" "What do you want?" Gaz asked. "Squeak." Mini Moose said. "I'm sorry what?" "Squeak." Gaz stared at the two of them as if they were hideous creature that you would find in some dark sewer. Finally she realized what was going on and said, "You're probably some of Dib's lunatic looser friends." "He's downstairs in his room, talking to himself with that voice that fills me with-" "Happiness, love, compassion, cupcakes?" G.I.R cut her off. "The opposite of all of those."
They walked downstairs to Dib's room and Gaz knocked on his door and said, "Dib, your friends are here to see you. You'd better open up and get them out of my site before I-" "Friends? I don't have any-wait are they from The Swollen Eyeball network?" "Just open the door and don't talk to me for the rest of my existence." Gaz said and then she walked away.
Dib opened the door and said, "Agent Tuna Ghost, I have the pictures of-What on Earth (or whatever planet that you're comfortable with) are you guys doing here?" "Pictures of what?" G.I.R asked. "None of your business." "I wanna have some tuna!" "Listen I'm really busy so can you just-" "Squeak!" "Is that code for something?" "Oh yeah, Mini Moose just reminded me why we're here. Can you call Zim and tell him that you're going to meet him at The Taco Museum because you surrender and are going to let him watch you blow up your big head." "My head is not big. Get the hell out of my house." "You didn't answer the question!" G.I.R said. "Why don't you just go to The Taco Museum without telling Zim. He'll be infuriated and I'll be happy because it'll be a victory for Earth…sort of." "Why didn't I think of that. Let's go." "Squeak!" Dib sighed and went back into his room.
"And then Angry Monkey started to make all of these monkey noises and stuff. Yeah." said G.I.R. Mini Moose sniffed and said, "Squeaked!" G.I.R sniffed, too. "It smells like….CUPCAKES!" The two floated to where the cupcakes were. G.I.R reached for one, but a hand suddenly pushed his back. "Do you mind!" "Mimi, what are you doing here?" "FYI I'm here with Tak, and we're on a new top secret mission." "Really, what is it?" "Can't tell you, it's top secret." "Pleeeeaaaassseeee!" G.I.R begged, and if that wasn't enough Mini Moose added, "Squeeeeeaaaak!" Mimi pondered for a moment while looking at their adorable faces, but finally said, "No, now if you excuse me I have to go lure a skeleton to his doom by using thes-I've said too much. Bye!" Then she ran off and G.I.R thought he heard her slightly giggle.
G.I.R began to sing The Doom Song as he and Mini Moose continued their journey to The Taco Museum. Finally they reached the crossroads. If they made a right, passed three houses, they would reach Smellmybutt Street, and would simply have to pass McMeaties to reach their destination. However, if they made a left, they would have to go through The Jungle of Doom, pass a hunted house, pass McMeaties, and then they would reach their destination. "Let's take a left!" G.I.R announced. "Squeak!" Mini Moose protested. "Hey, who's idea was it to come here without telling Zim." G.I.R said. "Squeak!" "No, it wasn't Dib, it was me! So, let's go."
Off they went, G.I.R continuing with his medley (which included songs such as The Doom Song, The Doom Song, The Doom Song, The Doom Song, The Doom Song, and of course THE DOOM SONG.) G.I.R noticed that he was beginning to walk downhill, but he didn't care, he began to taste some delicious mud pie as he went down hill. "SQUEAK SQUEAK!" Mini Moose shouted. "Oh that's ridiculous I'm not walking into quicksand." "Squeak!" "The taste in my mouth is not mud, it's mud pie." G.I.R was singing The Doom song but you couldn't tell because his voice got more and more muffled as the quicksand swallowed him deeper and deeper. Finally Mini Moose pulled him out of the quicksand by the antenna(of course G.I.R didn't even notice.)
The jungle got thicker and thicker and darker and darker as they went along. G.I.R continued to sing The Doom Song without even noticing. Huge bugs were crawling everywhere. A 6 foot long scorpion crawled right up G.I.R's leg! "SQUEAK!" Mini Moose shouted. G.I.R picked it up and began to lick it as if it were an ice cream cone! "Squeak!" "Of course it's poisonous why else would I be eating it?" They suddenly heard the sound of a chainsaw. G.I.R just sang The Doom Song louder. However the sound soon became too loud to drown out despite the fact that G.I.R was singing at the top of his lungs. A zombie jumped out of the bushes holding the chainsaw, and roared at them. "SQUEAK!" Mini Moose shrieked with fear. G.I.R continued The Doom Song even louder. The zombie dropped the chainsaw and shouted, "MAKE HIM STOP!" and ran off. "He seemed nice." said G.I.R then he began to sing some more.
Finally they made it out of the jungle and to the haunted house. A skeleton ran out of the house and shouted at them, "GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO-" "Boring." said G.I.R as he walked right past the skeleton. Mini Moose followed shakily behind him. Soon they made it to The Taco Museum. They immediately noticed a crowd behind yellow caution tape and a security guard blocking them. "There's nothing to see her folks." the guard said. The clock suddenly stroke 6. "Museum is closed get outta here!" the guard said. "But what happened?" G.I.R asked. "Get the hell away from here!" he said. "I wanna know what happened!" G.I.R demanded. "Squeak!" Mini Moose said.
"I'll tell you what happened, suspicious talking green, and floating moose thing." a man said. "Some dude stole the magic taco." "Squeak!" Mini Moose shouted. G.I.R turned around just in time to see the same skeleton as before drop the magic taco into his pocket. G.I.R stupidly reached into his pocket and pulled out the magic taco. "Hey, everyone they stole the magic taco! Call 9-1-1! Thieves!" the man shouted. Everybody started taking pictures and making calls, until the police came and arrested them, which gave them even more attention. 'Zim is not going to like this.' thought Mini Moose, but of course the only thing that could come out of his mouth was a sad, "Squeak."
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G.I.R and Mini Moose sat glumly in their cell, G.I.R refusing to sing The Doom Song. There was a long lack of silence, but Mini Moose finally broke it with a low, "Squeak." "What do you mean the worst is yet to come we just got arrested, what could be worse than that?" G.I.R asked. "Squeak." "Look up? I don't see much point but OK." G.I.R looked up and saw Zim glaring at them from behind the bars looking angrier than he had been when Dib exposed him on Mysterious Mysteries.
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"Do you know what our mission is?" Zim shouted angrily at them. "Um….eating cupcakes?" G.I.R guessed. "No!" "Squeak!" Mini Moose whispered. "Yes, our mission is to destroy Earth, and do you know what we have to do to complete our mission?" "I can stick my foot up my mouth, wanna see?" G.I.R said. Mini Moose whispered, "Squeak." "That's right, that last thing we want is to bring unwanted attention to ourselves!" "and do you know how much unwanted attention you brought to yourselves and all for some stupid taco!" "It wasn't just a taco. It was a magic taco!" "That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard!" "Squeak!" "Mini Moose is right it wasn't us a skeleton framed us!" "You're lying!" "But-" "A skeleton? Never have I heard such filthy lies! If this ever happens again there will be serious consequences," "You're lucky you caught me on my Mr. Nice Zim side because if I were Mr. Mean Invader Zim, I would've killed you by now, and I definitely would not get you out of jail!" "now go to your room you're grounded!" "Yes, master."
"Mini Moose, what does grounded mean?" G.I.R asked as they walked upstairs to their room. "Squeak!" "You mean can never get out of our room?" "Squeak!" "So long sweet world!" G.I.R said as he walked into his room, Mini Moose following close behind him. "Squeak!" "You mean the door has to be shut! Can it get any worse?" He shut the door. "Squeak!" "That's ridiculous we're not being watched." G.I.R said. Then something atop the bed caught his eye. "Hey what's that?"
That's all for chapter 1! I hope you like it so far! Sorry to leave you with a spoiler like that. Keep checking for Chapter 2, and please comment(please don't be too mean I did the best I could, and it's my first story)