We first met during preparation...
There was a government meeting being held during last January in our little mountain town. People from all over the country came to assist in for what the meeting was for, turning South Park into an experimentation site. America had finally had it with the disasters South Park, Colorado had brought to the name of the nation. Therefore, they decided to use the citizens of this small town, and even the environment, as test subjects. This may be a shit town, but we will not be used as test subjects... or at least those with common sense won't. Which meant it was up to the kids, the adults were too ignorant to realize what was really going on. The town was given a contract that made it clear that as long as they complied to the rules and regulations they would get paid $1,000 per person per day. So since there was such a large amount of money on hand, of course they didn't read why they would be getting the money.
The meeting was to be a formal party. Important people from all over the country, whether they were government officials or famous movie actors, they all came wanting for the same thing; to take down South Park. This party was going to be filled with rich men and beautiful women all dressed in expensive clothing and accessories, which meant we couldn't have just anyone on the job. We needed charm, looks, brains, and money. Immediately, everyone turned to Stan and Kenny for charm, Bebe and Lola for looks, Wendy and myself for brains, and Token and Craig for money. We of course couldn't bring eight teenagers into government party, so we had to vote on who would go in on the heist. Though everyone agreed Kenny had more charm than anyone could handle, we also agreed he can't control himself either, so that left Stan. Bebe has always been the best looking in South Park and Lola didn't want to join so that left Bebe from default. Stan wouldn't let Wendy help no matter what, so that left me, not to mention she would speak out and blow our cover if she heard something she didn't agree with. Token and Craig both bailed. We had no one to fund us. We couldn't go to our parents and those of us who did work, barely got paid. That's when Bebe brought up her new boyfriend she met online. He hadn't been living here for long but he would be more than happy to join. As we soon found out, he sold illegal weapons and drugs, so he was loaded. We also found out all they ever did was fuck. Which Kenny decided to make it sound much worse than it really was. So when Bebe told me her boyfriend would be picking us up a few days later, I was expecting a scraggy horny pot head...