Disclaimer: Let's be honest now, If I owned Naruto, I wouldn't be posting stories on FANfiction, would I?
This'll be a continued story, and it's also a rewrite, as I have matured some now. Be warned, there will be OOC, and it's pure crack in a bag.
Team seven were waiting for the perverted trainer of theirs to show up, as per usual. It must've hit the 10 minute mark before Naruto had gotten bored of playing the "When I'm Hokage" movie in his inner mind theater. "Psst, SASUKE!" whispered Naruto, casually jabbing his friend whilst doing so.
"What Naruto." replied the Uchiha, monotonously. Continuing with the -rather loud- whispering, the blonde ninja continued: "I have an amazing idea!". Sasuke, dumbfounded by this point, also became wrapped up in the whispering. "Naruto, you had an IDEA?" Complete with blush, and Hinata-esque finger motions, the ninja casually rephrased his sentence. "Well, I kind of stole it from a documentary I watched last night.." Again, Sasuke found this point hard to believe, which he made clear by his now raised eyebrow, and unamused face. "OK, so I had no intention of watching it, but I had to change the channel..." Noticing, the ellipsis in his fellow teammate's speech, Sasuke left a "Tell the story, I have time pause"
After all, Kakashi was going to be a while.
Completely disregarding the female member of the team's presence, the young Uzumaki began to tell his rather embarrassing story. "So, last night I was watching you know, one of those channels, when Kakashi barges in to check that I have fresh milk in my fridge, so immediately I changed the cha-"
"You know, it IS Kakashi we're talking about, he wouldn't have cared if you were watching one of those shows, Hell, he'd probably watch it too!" interrupted the pokeball clad male. Face palming, Naruto carried on. "You see the thing is, I had every intention of watching one of those shows, by myself. Because seriously, do you really want to watch people doing those things- WITH KAKASHI-SENSEI?" Sasuke blinked, once, twice, thrice. He then, very slowly, made an increasingly disgusted expression, before shuddering. "You know, I think I agree."
"Naruto! You are so disgusting!" Yelled what seemed to be Sakura's fist, as it hit Naruto smack bang on the cheek. "oww! Sakura!" groaned the blonde boy, caressing his cheek in an attempt to remove the pain. "You said that you were bringing a bento for lunch, not another Knuckle sandwich! They don't taste good!" Both Sakura, and Sasuke exchanged glances as they shared the same thought: That joke wasn't even remotely funny.
Twenty minutes down the line, and Sakura had gotten bored of making failed advances towards her beloved "Sasuke-kun", and the orange-jumpsuit wearing 'ninja' could continue his conversation. "But anyway, I was thinking, a good way to become stronger, is to become a 'Gangster!'" At first, Sasuke felt like correcting his comrade's wording- Naruto actually insinuated that he had a brain- but then he too thought about it. The mafia ARE pretty strong, both in force and money. There's lots of them too, so it could make restoring his clan a lot easier. ".. and how, do you propose we do that?"
"I have this amazing, fool-proof plan! It's actually gonna work so well, Believe it!"
¬.¬ "I'm not sure I believe it just yet, but it's sure as hell worth a shot."