Ok, this is first draft, please let me know if you have better lines, more lines and, better words that rhyme with cat...it's hard to be poetic when you're about to fall asleep..
Brambleclaw: Everyone shut up! ,
stop eatin` that mouse!
listen over here,
cuz Brambley's in the house!
Firestar: Really Brambleclaw?
You're rapping like a 'paw!
You've got a really low bar,
Compared to Firestar!
Brambleclaw: O-k wise guy, what the heck was that?
You say i rap like a paw,
Hah! says the kittypet!
Firestar: Fine have it your way,
You wanna go race?
I think you should've died at the sun-drown place!
Brambleclaw: Great StarClan Firestar,
I thought you were nobler!
Guess I Have something to tell your precious daughter..
Firestar: No, please no!
I didn't mean it that way!
I meant to say;
Good work, at the sun-drown place!
Brambleclaw:Oh sure gramps.
Like i believe that!
I should expect more, From the pretty maidens dad
Firestar: Listen here son,
You be good to her,
Break her heart Hah!
I'll rip out your fur!
Brambleclaw: As if!
Firestar, shut up old turd.
When you die someday I'll feed you to the birds!
Firestar: Now listen here Brambs, No matter who you are, you'll treat me with respect!
Brambleclaw: I-
Firestar: Sorry not sorry,
I'm just a superstar.
"Shut up!" screamed Cloudtail. "Can't a cat get some sleep without hooligans performing rap battles at 2 a.m.?"
"Sorry.." muttered Firestar, as he shot Brambleclaw, then stalked away to his den.
"He really is an old turd." Whispered the deputy to Cloudtail. "I said shut up." the fluffy white cat snorted and almost immediately started snoring.
told you