So yeah... yeah... There's really nothing for me to say about this, I know it's weird.. but I'm weird, so really, what would you expect?
multi-chapter, I actually wrote this a while back but I dropped after the second chapter, but I'm on spring break now so wheeeee LOL k bye
Ginpachi sensei sighed into his so lolli-lolli-that-it -smokes-lollipop as he walked into the classroom of 3rd year class Z. The sigh wasn't because anything was out of the normal, quite the opposite really, every day when he walked into his classroom to teach his precious students he would be greeted with the same scene.
The gorilla stalker would be stalking the smiling gorilla lady, the violent man-like girl with only one eye would help fend him off, the delinquents would be crowded around their cold and heartless leader, the glasses girl and the superman sadist would be fighting, the mayo prince would be emptying a bottle of mayonnaise onto his snack as a long haired boy watched in disgust. Then there was the glasses kid who looked as if all he wanted to do was to leave.
"Ok, ok, settle down people, Oonishi-kun go stand in the... Oh wait yeah, he transferred. Hey gorillas, leave the stalking to later, I have to tell you guys something important right now." He watched the students drop whatever they were doing and returned to their seats.
"So as I was saying, lately we've all been very ahead in our studies, we have almost finished Hunter x Hunter Chimera Ants arc so I thought we could do some activities, like a... competition? Yeah a competition, splitting the class into two teams sounds about right. Mmm yeah. Let's see... The winner team can get... this... fish paste stick I found in the fridge in the teachers' lounge."
"OH HELL YEAH, IT'S ON BITCHES!" The red haired, straight A student, namely Kagura was in such high spirits, Ginpachi could almost see a raging fire behind her.
"Umm, excuse me sensei, can you go check if there's any mayonnaise in that fridge?" Asked the mayo prince.
"Calm down people, we haven't discussed what we're doing for our competition yet. Oi super sadist, I'm sure you're dreaming up some good ideas, wake up and let's hear them."
"Nmm..." Sougo grumbled and lifted his eye mask up "well here's what I think, we should use chains and whips and use-"
"Ok! Next." Ginpachi cut him off and Sougo smirked as he snapped his eye mask back on.
"Sensei, how about we have an eating competition? I would be more than glad to cook tamago-yaki and the side who eats the most wins." Otae suggested with a deadly smile on her face. The class shuddered.
"How about no." He rejected the idea and watched his students sigh in relief.
"Otae-san, I would be more than happy to eat however many tamago-yaki you cook! Even if it could kill me! Because that's just how much I love you!" The gorilla exclaimed.
Ginpachi sighed as Tae tossed Kondo out of the window.
"Sensei, I think we should have a competition for who has the best neutral sex look" Katsura said as he eyed his rival in the matter.
"Huh, fine with me, the winner will definitely be me anyways." The girl with the eyepatch said.
"Rejected, go settle that matter among yourselves. So since this class is full of idiots, I will personally decide what we should do." Ginpachi tapped his chin.
"Well since you all are super scary other than glasses boy,"
"Hey!"
"I don't think sports would be a good idea because everything would probably be destroyed within 30 seconds, but now that I think of it, you people destroy everything while doing anything.
"I'll have it sort out by tomorrow, k bye."
Ginpachi sensei walked out of the classroom and passed by a bruised and dirt covered Kondo.