Hello everyone! This is going to be my second fan-fic! Along with the continuation of 'Jays Joirney Through the Henzo Region' I wanted to start something different, and when I say something different I mean different. This stories completely bonkers and pays tribute to my own undecided ideas, I decided to put all these ideals into a strange trainer fic that I hopes never been done before. I hope you all like it and you can always ask to be on the PM list! You can of course tell me what you think, I won't get offended at all, it can only be improved as nothing is perfect. I'm gonna rate this PG Thank you so much for reading everyone, I luv u guys xoxo

During the fic you'll probably come across a couple of oxymorons and unusual things that don't really make sense, but that's the beauty of Flumplop, it actually makes sense because it doesn't make sense. I know that doesn't really make sense but you'll understand what I'm going on about if you read the story haha, I was just putting this out there as some of you be inclined to correct me on some of these things but they are in fact intentional. When reading I want you to try and just go with, not question it, but just let it blow over you for a minute and think about. (I'm making this sound so much more complicated than it is) and just enjoy it! Thanks for reading hunni's.

Zizi's Moogobling Events In Flumplop

Chapter One - An Unfortunate, Dillytwonk Beginning

Twice upon a time, I, Zizi, decided to become a more peculiar and interesting person. Possibly because I was bored with myself and my intolerable ways, but fear not dear reader, you will see my old self, and with a shredded, dazzle of butterscotch and honey, I will introduce my new self. Old self and new self, old self and... New self! What you saying reader? What you saying! I can't hear you because, well... Why can't I hear you? The mysteries of the universe compel me to incline that yes, I am odd. My, very own Pokemon journey was, how do I put it... Glabaimsy. Yes, glabaimsy, for the adventuress take on my own story can not be described with common words, for I am not a commoner, therefore I speak no common words, except for that time because I was explaining, bugger me timbers.

It was a half sunny morning in, Colcuku City, the boundaries of heat couldn't compete with giant metal beasts that rule this city. My golden locks dazzled whenever I bobbed my perpendicular head. It's a shame Goldilocks died in the war... Zizi is no Goldilocks however, and I will fail! But, I will fail in a winning way, cold fire can't stand in my way. I gal-umped to, Professor Chi Chi's lab, that for some reason was a tree house, don't ask me reader, ask the nutcase that thinks she's a Primape. Not only was this ancient oak tree in the centre of Colcuku City, but I had to ruddy climb the thing! (To the elevator anyway) Bonkers entirely, why should I, Goldilocks of the future be made to climb? I should be having waiters hand me Cuckaddoddles and Limpytwizzlers to me whilst I lay on a golden thrown (for those who don't know, Cuckaddoddles are toffee cakes that never pop and Limpytwizzlers are bacon ice lollys, scrumptious to be frank!).

I understand that not many things make sense when they leave my mind, but why should they? This is my story after all and if you can't deal with that then you need to dispatch, and leave the door open on your way out!

I skipped through the titanic skyscrapers and into the park, it was a lemon green, with flowers that smelt like bubblegum favoured turkey. I did about sixteen rolly polly's and pretended I was a popstar, enjoying youthful life until this chubby, snot nosed baby walked up to me and bowed, his fat, sausage arms waved to the grass, back and fourth he bowed, again and again. I could see his parents in the distance enjoying a basket meal.

'Stop it you ignoramus! You're freaking me out!'

The small, intolerable baby started to cry, little tears punched the grass like a duck hits it's mother after she finds out he'd been having a ducking affair with a rivalry duckling.

'Gi, gi, gowatsu!' The lump told me.

'Go, go, urbumstu!' I replied.

I didn't care for this peasant, I was in a rush to get my starter Pokemon, why was I being kept hostage by this baby Hippopotas? I quickly pulled out a cherry banger lollipop and waved it in the air. The obese child followed it like a Lilipup, drooling his syrupy and icky saliva all over the paper thin grass. I threw the cherry blaster into the wilderness and off the imbecile galloped.

'Im free!' I shouted, uneasy. 'Fame can be so hard sometimes, especially with all the doowakys!'

I skipped to the oak tree and yelled, telling the clumsy troll to let down the lift. I have been waiting to get out of Glogap Town for years, how can my talent seriously be taken serious there? Seriously, I'm serious about my adventure. Seriously.

I travelled up the tree, feeling like a malnourished, underprivileged child, I'm sixteen for goodness sake! My sunny shine hair does not grow by stress and poverty, I demand servants and slaves and servants! Really? I'm traveling up a tree the size of a gangering, Grizzlydop! Oh my... Grizzlydop! You do not want to meet one of them dear readers purple heads like a Frankeinstine, orange stripes like an orange stripe and the idea that they are most powerful and hairiest beings in the Pokeverse! Grizzlydop! Haha, seriously, serious. It sounds like an itchy part of the body, I, Zizi, do not have time for them.

The wooden elevator wasn't so bad, a couple of complementary jellydewps were on offer, my favourite to be honest. There was an orange one that tasted of cardboard, a yellow that tasted of tulip buds and a couple of green ones, you don't really wanna taste them though. The elevator finally arose to the top of the tree trunk, I began to get excited, my knees were wobbling like a plate of clumjel at a thirty year olds birthday party at the local play centre. I'm surprised I didn't die getting to Colcuku City if I'm honest, a very peculiar distance, it's long but short, wide but thin. A blustering forest is the only thing between Glogap and Colcuku, I mean it rains in there all the time so it's blustering yes? I'm not even a writer, I'm a Pokemon trainer! Don't look at me like that either reader, you're no better yourself! Just because I've boodazlled the Candy Canyon and jimralied the Meddling Marshes doesn't mean I can write, so hush reader and read.

The elevator doors slimbered open, revealing the wicked witch of the lab, Professor Chi Chi. This girl could use a makeover, how was she a scientist when she's so butterly!? It isn't fair, she's raking in the Pokedollars whilst I'm writing this novel, as the people of the Flumplop Region didn't have enough to deal with. First they have the hypnotising, nightmare of a professor, then they have my novel to read, joys to Flumplop, joys galore!

'Yodelay he hoo!' The witch yodelled, I'm sorry but it's not medieval times you dumb croakycrumb!

'Zizi! I've been waiting you!'

Really? You've been waiting for me!? No wonder I just had to get an elevator up to ruddy space, it's took me like twenty seven days to get here, and all you say is 'I've been waiting for you' are you dumb?

'Oh it's so lovely to see you Professor!'

'Charmed, Zizi!'

I just smile at her, I didn't want to waist my time with the butterly old hag whose grey hairs cover half her face, whose young wrinkles attach to her skin like gluey gluedrops.

'Starter?' I pronounce, is she deaf?

'Pokemon?' I add.

'Starter... Pokemon... Bacon... Chillybamwah!'

'Oh sorry dear, I was just having my weekly epiphany.'

What? Was this woman for real? It's took me all day not to get here, what was not happening? Were is not my starter? This totally drumbled my spirits, and to be honest I felt like smacking the witch.

'Would you like to come pick your starter?'

Oh, yeah, that would be good, I mean that's not the reason I came is it?

'Yes please lovely,' I smiled.

She took me to the branch that had been carved to hold three Pokeballs, this was it I thought to myself, I, the bountiful Zizi, will be champion of Flumplop!

Professor Chi Chi released the Pokemon out from their respective containers, and I must say, what the hell.

A small, round, deep blue lump waddled, a premature seed jumped up and down and a deformed candle cheerfully chiffled, the thing couldn't even light my bathroom back home.

'What are these?'

'These are your choice of starters.'

I know that, ignoramuses, jeez, ignoramuses everywhere.

'I choose one of these?' I asked, hoping I was being punked on Flumpop's RDV music channel.

'Of course.'

Professor Chi Chi was beginning to get annoyed, I could tell as her wart on her nose was growing, obviously.

'You have a choice between, Poliwag, The water type. Budew, the grass, poison type or Litwick, the ghost fire type'

It was a tough choice I sarcastically told myself, I weighed up the Pokemon, heavy or what? Poliwag was the only one that I could really see myself with, the other two look like they belong in horror show, directed by Leanardo Cravias, the most disrespected theatre director there was. I used to fancy him ya know... Untill he said he liked woman with vootrotters, seriously? Like, vootrotters were spawns of Giritina, evil lumps on the body that made a person make zero sense, zero sense! I mean it's not that bad to be honest, I think most people I know make minus two sense, I personally make eight sense however, therefore I'm more superior to the rest of Flumplop.

'I'll take, Poliwag please!'

'Very well, Zizi!'

The professor returned the cute, lumpy lump and handed me the most unusual contraption. It's was a reddish red and talked to me, like there was a little man trapped inside the miniature machine.

'A Pokedex?' I asked.

'Yes, Zizi, it will gather information on all the Pokemon you encounter, it will also tell you which moves your Pokemon know, very handy!'

Very handy indeed I thought, I wonder how much these go for on P-Bay?

'Thank you Professor!'

I left the tree trunk, all I wanted to do ever since I stepped in there was leave, on the way back down in the elevator I scuffed the last of the jellydewps, even the slime green ones. I must say the witch will have a little present when she next goes in her elevator, although what can she expect leaving green jellydewps in there? Does she actually expect people's stomachs to take this bizarre torture?

As I left the duppydooo elevator I realised the city was vacant, what's happened here I thought to myself, where's that fat baby? Where's all the peasants having picnics in the park? Has everyone finally seen sense and left this city because of Professor Chi Chi and her witchcraft? I must of missed it but the city bell had been ringing for the last twenty minutes, the only reason the bell is to ever ring is if there's trouble. And oh golly was there trouble.

A pink, flumpy spaceship travelled down from the bright dark skies, landed right in front of me and exclaimed a 'wooooshahahahaha!' The spaceship wasn't intimidating at all, mmmmm, thinking about it, it looked like a chewy, scrummy, pink marshmallow. Oh how I desired marshmallows, a bed made of marshmallows, a mum made of marshmallows, even a Pokemon made of marshmallows. Anyway, I walked towards the flying marshmallow, checked if anyone was looking and licked the cotton spaceship. Delicious.

'Young Lady, step away from our vehicle!' A croaky voice announce from inside the spaceship, sure I would step away, after one more chunk.

The doors to the spaceship opened, revealing a tanned, Barbie boy. His face was, howling! Supremacy in all the possible ways, take me now king barbie boy, take me now in your marshmallow aircraft and live happily together with me.

'My names, Moose.'

'Great..' I replied, I didn't not care for this doll, but I was a very busy bambi, and I'm sorry to say I did not get his mellowing number. I did wonder why he was wearing a Hawaiian inspired shirt with surfer shorts however, what was he thinking, even though his complexion made up for his disastrous sense in fashion, jizzlydimbats!

'Are you, Professor Chi Chi?' He asked me, more like he insulted me.

'You do know she's a witch, yeah?'

'Are you her?'

'Do I look like a witch?'

'No..'

This was painful, I'm sorry Chi Chi but the man was annoying me and to be honest you deserved to get kidnapped, it might do you some good ya know.

With that said I told Moose were to find Chi Chi, the lumpy spaceship flew up to the tree house and broke its way in. I watched it all from the park, Chi Chi threw a couple of potions, Moose grabbed the witch and off they went. 'Meh.' Is all I could say, I didn't have time for evil organisations, or old ageing witches, I had a Pokemon league to beat.

This my dear readers, is where my story begins, the half eaten roads and see through rays make no sense to me anymore, for I am Zizi, future Goldilocks. Future champion. Future queen. I have no need for fancy gimmicks that please the swallytipsys or the yelliploppers! I am myself, Zizi and I am boozackily bombastic!

I am- wait... I just remembered that I, Zizi, forgot to actually take my starter Pokemon, ruddy, ruddy pickldrop gollyglumpy!