Touch Only Myself
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Summary: It's close to wedding night. Edward's still keeping his word about waiting until after marriage, even though he's struggling to keep it together. Bella's finding no way to relieve her problem, either. What do they have to do? Only Alice knows. Lemons, might be slightly OOC. Beginning of BD.
Bursting through the door with the excitement they both dreaded, Alice skipped towards them with humor in her eyes.
"Now, I know that the wedding is next week, and after that you'll be well on your way to your honeymoon, but-"
Bella squeezed her eyes tight and clamped her hands over her ears.
Speaking a bit too loudly, she said, "Alice, we've been through this. We're fine. It's just one week, right?"
Alice furrowed her eyebrows together in a moment of concentration. She then easily took Bella's hands from her ears. Bella sighed theatrically and they glared at each other for a few moments.
"Alice," Edward cut in, breaking their staring contest, "I really don't think this is necessary-"
"This can be easy for you, you know," Alice threatened. "Both of you should know by now that arguing with me never works. Now listen to what I have to say."
They were both silent. Alice looked a little smug and continued.
"There are plenty of sex-deprived people. Probably even vampires. And you know how they get along, don't you?"
Bella stared at her in complete horror. Alice rolled her eyes.
"Yes, Bella," Alice answered in response to Bella's stare. "Masturbation."
Edward got up from the chair he was sitting in and nearly sprinted to the wall, bashing his head in. Bella lay down on the bed she had been sitting on and buried her face in the pillow. Neither said anything, and Alice waited impatiently, tapping her foot while the two continued to show no signs of emerging from what they were doing.
"Ugh," Alice groaned. She took Bella by the arms, pulling her away from the bed. Once she seemed able to stand properly, she yanked Edward away from the wall. She then pushed the two of them out the door, into the hallway.
"Go to Emmett's room, okay? He's going to help you," Alice shook her head in exasperation. If possible, they looked even more terrified than before. However, there was rarely a point in arguing with Alice. Slowly heading to his room, they were stopped by Alice.
"You probably want to knock first. You know…in case," she winked. Bella shivered at what she was implying.
They were resigned to the fact that they really had no power over Alice. Or Emmett, for that matter.
I know, it's not much, if you'd review and tell me how it is, I'll continue it. If I really don't get any feedback, I'll probably just delete it and start something else. Sorry. Thanks :)