Hello, readers (if there IS any). I'm back! I just took a break while I was in school. But it's summer vacation and I'M READYYYYYYY! Expect a boat load of stories this summer!

/drabbles/ Has a story genereator. It's pretty cool! So I used it and decided to upload the story that came out. IT'S SO RANDOM AND MAKES NO SENSE. And don't ask who Emily is... just dont ask.

Emily was walking through a soft meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a bouncy little goat lying under a tree.

Emily skipped over to see the dear thing and was jiggly to find that he was hurt! A your mom had pierced his milky little head and he whimpered quickly with the pain.

"My long little friend," Emily said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the your mom, as fastly as she could. The goat cried out and Emily's heart ached, like a rainbow that casts a happy glow over the land. "You'll be all right," Emily whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Mayuri and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Mayuri up in her arms, Emily carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Emily nursed Mayuri, cleaning his head and feeding him Cake-brand goat chow.

On the eighth night, Mayuri climbed into bed with Emily. He burrowed under the covers and creepily punched Emily's leg. It made Emily giggle and she cuddled close to Mayuri, stroking his hand and singing happily to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Emily hurried home so she could curl up with Mayuri. It gave her a blue feeling whenever Mayuri punched her leg.

Then one night, Mayuri looked up at Emily and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a silky prince."

Emily screamed oddly, she was so surprised. How could a goat talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Mayuri said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Emily said and kissed Mayuri on his hand. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a silky prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Mayuri," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Emily said.

"See?" Mayuri said and showed Emily the scar from the your mom on his head. Then he kissed Emily and they tumbled in a test tube and did a lot of very yummy things, some of them involving a tender hair.

"I love you," Mayuri said when they were done. Emily clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Mayuri had stashed away.

And if Mayuri didn't know about Emily's visits to the goat sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.

Didn't I tell you? So random...