Fifty Reasons: What Makes You a Naruto Addict!

1. You're constantly wearing a headband, and even refuse to take it off at night.
2. You can name all the Naruto…countries (or lands, whatever) and Gakures in less than 5 minutes.
3. You possess every poster, card, figure or other merchandise there is of Naruto (which includes Gaara and Kakashi. PWN.)
4. You become extremely depressed after learning you've missed an episode.
5. You practice shruiken at least one a week.
6. You constantly quote Naruto characters.
7. Whenever you make a thumbs-up sign, your teeth automatically 'ping'.
8. Ramen is your favorite food. Your friends keep it stocked just for you. (yeah, that's right, Jordi.)
9. You've memorized the character's birth dates.
10. One of the characters is your boyfriend.
11. You have more than one favorite character and can't decide which one you like better! (Gaara of the Funk? Or Jiraiya of the Pervs? Or Rock Lee of the Mounties!)
12. You bypass insults and jump straight to punching people. (Go Sasuke Go!)
13. Your favorite country is Japan.
14. Your desktop wallpaper is a pop-art picture of a Naruto character.
15. You constantly add Japanese into your language.
16. Whenever you think of Tsunade, My Milkshake plays softly in your head.
17. You pride yourself in knowing how Make Out Paradise begins.
18. You insist on changing the words of Taylor Swift's Teardrops on My Guitar to the better lyrics, Bloostains on My Kunai.
19. You constantly read the mangas out of order.
20. You have a t-shirt with a naruto character on it.
21. You possess a snail, snake or toad. Or all of the above.
22. You created new Naruto characters in fanfictions.
23. You've made more than 10 drawings of Naruto and the gang.
24. You once dreamed of killing a family.
25. You call your teachers sensei!
26. You hate a certain Naruto character so much you imagine them dying every time you close your eyes.

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27. You are definetly emo.
28. You continuosly tell your friends that it's pronounced 'nar-ah-toe', not 'nah-ROO-toe'.
29. You've invented Japanese words.
30. Your mother gave you the uncut box edition of season zero by accident, and you aren't going to tell her.
31. You dream about a dog named Pakkun.
32. You've had nightmares that include Naruto's sexy jutsu.
33. You've imagined yourself kissing a Naruto character.
34. You can watch out-of-order episodes and still totally understand them.
35. You're totally aware that NO PERSON could ever lose as much blood as the people on Naruto and live.
36. You're nodding your head as you read these, because most of them are true.
37. The road you live on has been dubbed by my dad as being, "Naruto Lane."
38.You talk all about Ninjutus, Taijutus, and Genjutus and chakra all the time.
39. You laugh at Naruto's whiskers. Or whatever the heck they are…
40. You know what each characters' name means (ex, Uchiha is similar to the word 'fan'; Naruto means 'fishcake', Ten Ten means something with knives…you know the drill.)
41. You've dressed up as a Naruto character before.
42. If you need contacts, you want to get a sharingaan design.
43. You have several ships that will NEVER EVER happen.
44. Whenever someone says Kakashi is an idiot, you laugh politely, smile, and then kill them for their insolence.
45. You hum along to the Naruto theme song because you don't actually know the words.
46. You've spent hours on a Naruto fan website.
47. You've seen Naruto Fan Flash and loved it.
48. You make sure everyone knows the characters.
49. You have a giant fan. (Go Temari!!)
50. Last one: When your parents tell you to go to bed, you hide and wait till they leave, then get up and watch five more episodes until you get caught.