Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece

Time: 2 years after

Hey guys, I would just like to warn you that, this is my first fanfic so don't expect it to be great and yeah I chose to write a fanfic about One Piece 'cause it's freaking awesome! Will try to put pairings (mostly LuffyxNami and ZoroxRobin) and watch it, because it might get a bit M rated (still a possibility, not really sure about it)…So, Enjoy! :)

It was just a normal day for the Mugiwara crew, everybody was sitting in the dining table with Luffy trying to steal everybody's food while talking about their experiences in these hard, painful past 2 years. The one who brought this subject up was yet another fight between Sanji and Zoro, who were arguing about who had the hardest experiences during these 2 years…

"Oi! Marimo! Don't go saying that YOU of all the people had the hardest training these past 2 years because believe me, you didn't!" Sanji said looking angry at the green haired swordman

"Huh? Then let's see you fighting gigantic monkeys almost nonstop for two years, Ero-cook!" Zoro said to the swirly eyebrow blond haired cook and they started their 2443rd battle

"Ah, now that you are saying, where was everybody sent to?" Asked the long-nosed sniper

"I got sent to where 's first laboratory was, in Karakuri isle, which is where I found all these SUPER blueprints about lasers, guns etc." Said the SUPER cyborg shipwright

"I got sent to Tequila Wolf, where I was rescued by some Revolutioneries and joined them for these past 2 years" Said the archeologist of the ship

"Eeh? Does that mean that you worked for Luffy's dad?" Asked the curious sniper

"Yes, that is correct" Responded the black-haired woman

"And you, Chopper? Where did you end up to?" Ussop asked

"I-I got sent to a land full of weird and gigantinc birds. If I remember correctly it is called Torino Kingdom. A-And you Ussop, where did you go?" Chopper said

"W-Well I'm glad you asked, because I went to the Boin Archipelago which has three islands that are alive carnibrous plants! And in these islands there were all kinds of weird, and normal, plants! There were even plants that grew food!" Ussop said proud that he didn't lie

"Eh?! Plants that grow food?! Amazing!" Said the amazed captain of the Mugiwara crew

"A-A-Are you really telling the truth, Ussop?" Asked the also amazed doctor

"Y-Yes, this time I am not kidding, I'm actually telling the truth!" Said happily the liar sniper who was telling the truth, something that does not happen so often

"Yosh! Now it's my turn!" Said happily the captain

"Ah, Luffy, you don't need to tell us 'cause we already now" Ussop said

"Eh? That's unfair!" Said the captain pouting

"Well then, next is…" Ussop started saying

"Zoro!" The sniper announced

"Eh? Why me? I already told that, didn't I?"

"Nope you didn't, but maybe you did in your sleep, stupid Marimo!" Sanji said

"Huh? Did you say something, Ero-cook?"

"Yes, I said that you are a deaf stupid Marimo!"

"N-Nevermind that, Zoro! It's your turn!" Ussop said while trying to calm them down by changing the subject

"Ah, right…Well I was sent to Kuraigana Island, the home of the shichibukai Mihawk, where I encountered strange creatures that looked like monkeys which were carrying swords…" Said the one-eyed swordman before being cut off

"Mihawk!?" Yelled surprised Ussop and Chopper

"Yes, and then I asked him to help me get stronger and he accepted, and I've been fighting those creatures in order to get stronger" Zoro said

"Heh…Amazing! Well, you know what they say, 'yesterday's enemies are today's allies'" Ussop said

"Yohohoho, amazing as always Zoro-san, but now I think it's my turn to say my story" Brook said while playing a note on his guitar

"Alright! Brook, you're next!" Luffy said

"I was sent to Namakura Island, and when I arrived I saw a girl being kidnapped and the people asked for my help because they thought I was Satan! Yohohoho!" Brook said

"Well, that's to be expected, since you came flying and all" Franky said

"And so, when I went there to bring the girl back, they imprisoned me and then my music career started!"

"Oh! That's cool!" Chopper said

"And one more thing…" Brook said

"Huh?" Ussop, Chopper and Luffy asked

"Nami-san, Robin-san, can I look at your panties?" Brook asked looking at the orange haired navigator

"OF COURSE NOT!" Nami yelled while punching Brook on the head

"Oh, Nami! Tell us where did you end up to!" Friendly demanded the captain

"Well, it's not like I've got any other choice and I'm bored so…OK!" Nami said with a 'thumbs up'

"Nami-swan! Kawaiiii!" Sanji said while swirling and having heart eyes

"Anyway, I was sent to Weatheria, which is a small sky island where the scientific study of weather is conducted. In that place every scientist was an old dwarf, but they were really kind people and they helped me get stronger as weather was their specialty and also my weapon's" The navigator said with a kind smile while remembering the kind faces of the scientists

"Heh…Amazing…How did you manage to earn their trust?" Ussop asked doubting the scientists really trusted Nami

"Huh? Did you say something, Ussop?" Nami asked looking at Ussop with a bump on his head

"N-No ma'am!" He said while saluting

"Thought so" Nami said

"Um, Ussop?" Chopper asked

"Yes, Chopper?"

"Has everyone told where they were for these past 2 years?"

"Hm, let me see…Franky told us, Robin told us, you told us, I told you, Brook told us, Nami told us and Luffy had told us before so…the only one who hasn't told us yet is…Sanji"

"Then, Sanji, your turn!" Luffy said while looking at Sanji with a smile

"I-I would rather not talk about it…" Sanji said while taking another cigarette to smoke

"Oh, come on! Everybody else told us, so why can't you?" Luffy asked with a pout

"Because where I'd gone, was the complete opposite where you ended up to, Luffy" Sanji said and everyone was looking with curiosity

"Do you mean that you went to an island full of men?" Everybody asked together

"No…I went to an island full of…"Sanji started

"Full of…" Everybody repeated

"I WENT TO AN ISLAND FULL OF OKAMAS, OKAY?!" Sanji yelled frustrated

…

The one who broke the silence was Zoro's laugh

"Hahahaha, so you finally found where you belong, swirly eyebrow?" Zoro said laughing like crazy

At first everybody (except Zoro) was holding back their laughs but after a few minutes, everybody bursted out laughing while Sanji blushed from embarrassment

"Y-You don't know how hard it was to not being able to see a real woman for 2 years!" Sanji yelled as he went out of the kitchen

After a while everybody went out of the kitchen and found Sanji sulking and cursing in a language nobody understood, but they knew that he would get over it soon so they left him alone and went to do the things they always do: Nami went to the observatory to draw a map, Robin went to her beach chair to read he book, Chopper to the infirmary, Zoro to sleep on the grassy deck, Ussop went with Chopper and Brook to catch a fish, Franky went to check if they had enough cola and Luffy went to Sunny's head to sit down. They were going to get to an island tomorrow morning so they were excited to go to shore again. When night came Sanji was back to his old self, and when they ate dinner they went to sleep. It was a beautiful night with a clear sky…

Well, that should do it for a first chapter, don't you think? This came out in 4 pages in word, I'm beat… XD Of course I didn't remember every single island everybody was sent to, so thank you Wiki! Please tell me what you think about it and thank you for reading the first chapter of my first fanfic! :)