Author's Note: Okay, here is the refurbished first chapter of Kingdom-Ed. Please don't mind the other chapters leading up to 11. I will fix them as soon as I can, so, if you can, enjoy this awesome new addition to the Ed, Edd, and Eddy section of .

Kingdom-Ed

It was 15 minutes until the bell struck, and school would officially be over for summer vacation. The usual gang's teacher, Mr. McGoober stood menacingly over the class, telling everyone that despite the fact that school was over, they still had work to hand in. "Now, before you all go on your vacations I want each and every one of you to give to me your essays on why you love summer so much."

"Stupid old man," Eddy complained, he crossed his arms indifferently.

"Yes, can I help you Mr. Eddy"

"Yeah I forgot your stupid essay cause, my dog ate it, you see I was doing my work as a responsible student should when-"

"Ha,ha Eddy doesn't have a dog ha,ha,ha" Ed, with his familiar idiotic tone blurted out.

"Ed, you idiot why'd you have to tell him that for," Eddy angrily yelled

"Well enough of that nonsense" the teacher, used to this behavior from the two simply shrugged and walked ahead. "Ed I don't suppose you have your essay either."

"Nope," he blissfully answered

"And Double D, may I have your essay" the teacher, smiling held out his hand, expecting to have a neat and tidy sheet of paper handed to him.

Double D froze up. "Darn it, I was so caught up in yesterday's scam that I forgot to write the paper, stupid, Eddward, stupid, stupid." He looked up at his teacher, and smiled "I, I, I," he froze up and began wheezing before he fainted, landing face first onto his desk.

He shrugged, his usual listless expression returning, he walked up to a blonde girl, Nazz "And Nazz do you have your essay," he asked.

"Sorry dude I forgot to do it, it's cool though, I had a lot of fun in this class" Nazz said not fazed by his gruffness.

"Very well then," the teacher went on to the rest of the class. After finishing, the only people who did not do the essay were Eddy, Ed, Double D, and Nazz

"Since you four did not do the essay I am expecting you to go the library on the South side of town and you all will make a report about how much you love our town of Peach Creek. To the rest of you," he began to say "These four are prime examples of why the world will soon be taken over by idiots!

"Hey, that was uncalled for!"

"What's a library?"

"Please don't talk Ed" Double D answered, slowly lifting up Ed's chin with a napkin.

"I expect to meet all of you at 5 o' clock sharp, am I clear?" Mr. McGoober asked. "Class you must all go to the auditorium to receive your awards and certificates! Enjoy your freedom," he said as he opened the door. "It's been swell," although his sentence was cheery, his face didn't match.

"Sure dude"

"Yes, um very well chip, chip cheerio." the teacher said running out of the room, glad to be free of those children, for a little while at least.

The auditorium was relatively empty. The only students who really cared to even go were the Cul-de-sac kids, the usual group.

"Okay time for our awards," The over- enthusiastic speaker yelled. "Okay first award, the anger management award! I would like to honor it to... Sarah!"

A small girl with a pink shirt, jeans, and orange hair came on the stage.

"Yay!" Ed yelled. "Baby sister!"

"Shut up Ed," she yelled as she threw her small trophy at him.

"Aw how sweet," Eddy in his usual sarcastic tone said.

"Okay next award, The Art Award. I would like to present it too, Jimmy!"

A small boy with a baby blue shirt and white pants came on stage. The most noticeable feature on him was the large retainer around his head.

"Go Fluffy," he heard someone from the auditorium yelled.

"I would like to take this trophy with pride, dignity, intelligence and-" suddenly the small statue fell on his feet. "Sarah I got a booboo," he cried as Sarah ran to the stage, picked him up and ran outside.

The next few awards were the Highest G.P.A award which Double D easily one. The Most Creative use of Gravy which Ed won, as he was the only candidate. The Farmer's Award which Rolf, a tall boy with a yellow shirt that had a red stripe going down the middle of it, jeans, and blue hair got. The Jock Award which Kevin the kid who bullied the Ed's and wore a green sweater, and black shorts, and a red cap won. The National Arbor Day Enthusiast Badge which Jonny, who was a bald kid that had a T-shirt and Jeans, and also had an imaginary board with a face drawn on it named Plank happened to win, he was also the only candidate, in the world. The Worst Student Award, which Lee, Marie, and May, the girls who would often flirt with the Ed's won. And finally, the Most Competitive Award which Nazz got.

"What," Eddy looked on in disbelief. "I didn't get anything!"

"Don't feel bad." Jonny said. "Plank didn't get anything either," he said as he held his wooden friend to Eddy.

"Stupid award!" Eddy said as he began to leave.

"So Nazz!" Kevin said as he walked beside her. "How about we both go to your house and watch a movie later today?"

"Eh, sure." she said, the bored expression plastered on her face said otherwise..

"Are,are you sure. We could also,"

"Can't you see that she doesn't like you? So leave her alone," Eddy yelled.

"What, listen Dorky. I'm not going to listen to you," he yelled as he picked Eddy up by the collar of his shirt.

"Kevin!" Nazz yelled punching the jock in the face. "You need to stop!"

Kevin held his cheek, and stared angrily at Eddy who quivered behind the smiling Ed, before running away.

"Thanks," Eddy said. "We sure showed him what-"

"I don't want to hear it from you!"

"Fine," he became angry again.

"Now, let's try to be rational!" Double D's calming voice told the two.

"No," they both yelled as they, simultaneously, stormed out of the school.

"Come on lets get out of here." Eddy said grumpily as he ran out of school with everyone following.

As they came out of the school Eddy breathed in the summer air and sighed about missing a perfect day of scamming the kids.

"Come on!" Eddy ordered the group as he went down a path through the woods.

"But Eddy that's the wrong way!" Double D screamed. "We have to take the bus to get to the library.

"No it's not, my bro told me about this secret shortcut to the library" Eddy answered "We cut through here and," he paused. "Bam, we get there before Mr. McLoser and he'll be dumbfounded and let us go early without doing a stupid essay again."

"Fine," Nazz angrily said as she followed him into the woods.

"We're going through the woods Double D" Ed yelled beside Double D's ear.

"Okay," the sockhat complained as he too followed. "What else am I going to do today?"