Mario Eats the Wrong Kind of Mushroom
CHAPTER ONE: BIG FAT NINJA TURTLE
Mario left his house after getting a distress call from the castle. Apparently, Bowser was at it again. He hit a ? block releasing what appeared to be a Super Mushroom and ate it... except it wasn't. It appeared to have no effect. Perplexed, Mario continued on his merry trip.
By the time he had reached Peach's castle, Mario's head started to spin...
Catgirl Peach came running out of the castle made of peaches, with Ninja Turtles shortly behind.
"Mario, the ninja turtles are attacking mew!" Catgirl Peach said.
"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING MY LITTLE KITTY?" the Big Fat Ninja Turtle bellowed from his giant flying cookie. "STOP THE RUNNING AND PURR FOR BIG FAT NINJA TURTLE!"
"I will make your fat burn, you disgusting thing!" Mario shouted, using a Thin Flower and throwing weight loss supplements at the Ninja Turtles. But it was to no avail as the Big Fat Ninja Turtle ran over Mario and took Catgirl Peach to be with him forever.
"I HAVE YOU NOW, MY KITTY! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" the Big Fat Ninja Turtle gloated, taking her into his giant dookie.
"YOU EVIL TURTLE GUY! STOP TAKING MY KITTY WITH FUR BIKINI!" Mario shouted, chasing after the giant cookie.
"YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME DUDE!" Big Fat Ninja Turtle yelled.
"How dare you take Peach! I HAVE FURY!" Mario said. So Mario chased the Big Fat Ninja Turtle to his castle.