Summary: Once upon a time there lived a young and beautiful…boy? Um…in a far away castle in Spira? Well…let's see what happens!
"Where's the REAL Snow White?"
Disclaimer: I do not own Snow White and Final Fantasy X-2…sad really.
Lil Message: Hi! I've made a new story…yey! Hope you'll like it…- It's almost like my first story Little Red Riding Hood…yeah…hey! If you haven't read Little Red Riding Hood maybe you could read it after you read this…it's only one chapter though…ehehe…anyways…let's go on with the story now, shall we…
Chapter One: Who is what?
"Lalalalalalala…" A beautiful melodious voice sang by the well. The owner of the wonderful singing voice was getting some water for the Queen of…um…Spira? Yeah! Okay…anyways, the person who was getting water from the well was a stunning and absolutely gorgeous…boy,who also wore a dress that looked just like the real Snow White's dress.
Never mind what I said about beautiful melodious voice and being stunning and absolutely gorgeous…it was just Tidus all along.
"Lalalalalalala!" He said in a 'trying to be' high-pitched voice…then coughing ensues.
"This singing junk is hard work!" Tidus complained as he got out the bucket of water from the dirty and dusty well.
'You're really good at it…'
"No, I'm not that good…" Tidus blushed.
'I was joking, you sucked!'
"Hey! At least I can play Blitzball!" Tidus said defensively and looked like a complete idiot because he was the only one by the well and looked like he was talking to nobody.
'Whatever dude…'
As this argument continued, someone in the castle was talking to a mirror.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most mysterious of them all?" Queen Lulu asked with an expressionless face.
"You are Queen Lulu…" The mirror responded almost immediately and sounded kind of like a robot.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most mysterious of them all?" Lulu asked again.
"You are Queen Lulu…" The mirror answered yet again.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most mysterious of them all?"
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? IF YOU ASK THAT QUESTION ONE MORE TIME-"
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most mysterious of-"
"THAT'S IT! IT'S TIDUS! She…I mean He is the most mysterious of them all!"
"…"
Silence
"I must kill Tidus." Lulu said, her expression not even changing even just a bit.
"Why will you kill Tidus?" The mirror asked.
"I…don't know." Lulu slightly shrugged and went off to sit on her throne and order her hunter around.
"What a creepy Queen…" The mirror sighed…if that was possible.
With Tidus and his imaginary friend who he named Bob after awhile was now in the garden, picking flowers.
"This picking of flowers is so boring!" Tidus complained as he stood up. Then a rustling noise was heard from the background.
"What was that?" Tidus asked Bob, who shrugged.
'How should I know? I'm just an Imaginary Friend…'
"Really helpful Bob…" Tidus rolled his eyes as he looked around to find the source of the rustling.
"E lyhd tu ed! (I can't do it!)" Someone shouted in an unfamiliar language.
"Wha-…what?" Tidus asked uncertainly.
"Nih! Nih vyn yfyo vnus rana yht tuh'd lusa pylg! (Run! Run far away from here and don't come back!)" Brother, who was the hunter, ordered immediately in Al Bhed.
"I can't understand you!" Tidus said exasperated.
"E cyet… NIH! Nih vyn yfyo vnus rana yht tuh'd lusa pylg! (I said… RUN! Run far away from here and don't come back!)" Brother repeated impatiently.
"I really don't know what you're talking about…" Tidus scratched the back of his head uncomfortably.
"NIH OUI ETEUD UN E'MM GEMM OUI YMEJA! (RUN YOU IDIOT OR I'LL KILL YOU ALIVE!)" Brother shouted as he aimed his stick arrow at Tidus who got the hint and ran away into the forest, which came out of nowhere.
Tidus ran and ran…and ran-
"We get the hint! I ran into the forest…then what happens next?" Tidus asked as he tapped his foot on the ground impatiently.
'Gimme a break…I was trying to make the story exciting…'
"Just say what happens next!" Yidus shouted.
"HEY! You spelled my name wrong on purpose!" Tidus crossed his arms over his chest.
'I thought you wanted me to continue…so please shut up!'
Now, as Tidus ran, he tripped on a rock and fell to the ground unconscious.
"I what? That's stupid!" Said Tidus from the ground.
'Shut up boy! Who's the Narrator? I AM! So if you don't want to cooperate I'll do something really bad to you-'
"Fine, fine…" Tidus glared at Bob as he played dead.
'I said UNCONSCIOUS! NOT DEAD! Follow the script!'
And so…Tidus laid there on the filthy, dirty ground unconscious.
To be continued…
Message: Yup…it shall be continued…see ya next time…and please, do review and give some suggestions…if you want. - Oh yeah! And I'm sorry if it's so short…ehehe…well…bye for now!