My Doctor who Fanfiction:
Author's Note: Purely Crack!
Me: I'm thinking of a number in between 1 and 300,300,000. Guess doctor!
10th Doctor: *reads mind* 10.
Me:...I totally was...YOU CRAZY AWESOME TIME LORD DON'T READ MY MIND!
Doctor: I wasn't!
Me: DON'T LIE! I'LL SET THE 9TH AND 11TH'S FANGIRLS ON YOU!
10th doctor: NOOOOOOOOOO! All my 9th's fan girls want to kill me for replacing him and my 11th's want to kill me so I'll regenerate!
Me: *grins like a maniac* Exactly! *laughs evilly* kekekekekekeke...
T.A.R.D.I.S: What an Idiot. Does he really think I would let a fangirl through my doors?
Donna: *appears from nowhere* But you let Rose on!
T.A.R.D.I.S: Hmmm...True. But that turned out well enough
Donna: What! She practically mind raped you! Not to mention causing both the 9th doctor and the 10th A LOT of worry and emotional pain!
T.A.R.D.I.S: Wait, you mean Rose Tyler? You meant HER! Oh yeah, I hate that bitch.
Doctor: *using his famous catchphrase* What!? *turns to donna who is currently on the floor laughing* Not funny!
Donna: *still laughing* Haha Spaceman! Take that!
Doctor: *to the tardis* How could you say that about Rose?
T.A.R.D.I.S: You know I never liked her! I was against her coming along in the first place!
Doctor: …..True, very true.
Doctor: Oh well…I guess she was a bit of a fangirl wasn't she?
Entire audience: DUH!
Doctor AND Donna: QUIT BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
Me: Yeah! Only I can do that...well me and Itachi Uchiha.