AN- So I came up with this story while half asleep during a car ride I'm not entirely sure how much I dreamed and how much I just thought of after I woke up honestly.

Disclaimer- I don't own south park or trust me I wouldn't writing this or bothering to do any of my college work XD so yea don't sue meh

It was winter in South Park Colorado, but when wasn't it? Our favorite kids have grown up quite a bit and are now freshmen in high school. Though five years have passed not much has changed about the kids. For example...

"Fuck you Stan Marsh!" screamed the shrill voice of the youngest school president in South Park history. She had already blackmailed the entire school district into improving the schools and lunch quality significantly.

"Fuck me? I don't think you need any help doing that bitch!" returned the voice of the school's self proclaimed protector. Since his friend was beaten so bad he was put in the hospital he'd taken over for the disciplinary committee handling all bullying and fighting, personally.

"Don't you put this on me!" Testaburger replied your the one who was blowing me off! The brunette stomped her tennis shoe wearing feet. Since entering middle school her feminism went into over drive she refused to wear make up or girly clothing. She claimed the clothes just made women something to be looked at. Despite having cut her hair to just above shoulder length and wearing boy clothing all the guys wanted the fiery president.

"How is it not all on you? Your the one who started all this!" Yelled back the five foot ten freshman. Stan Marsh was already taller than most of the students in the school and easily stronger. Seems the inhuman strength Shelly had also ran in the family. His ocean blue eyes glared daggers through his shoulder length ebony hair at the five foot nothing tomboy in front of him.

Five years hadn't changed the unstable relations of Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger. The whole lunch room was watching the shouting match now taking bets on who would win this time. This particular event happened almost once a week so it was nothing new. This time however the circumstances leading to it were quite different and may just have finally tipped the scales on this relationship.

"You left me for CARTMAN! The fuck!" Stan roared down at the small girl restraining himself from using any violence against anyone who didn't throw the first punch. Wendy just stare up at him arms crossed over her baggy red shirt that just seemed to add to her feminine appearance rather than detract from it. The argument continued for sometime other students shouting out "yea!" or "you tell him girl!". There was one person who was paying the conversation no attention however. I am referring to one Kyle Broflovski. Of all the boys his personality probably had changed the most. After nearly losing Stan's friendship five years earlier Kyle had grown inward ignoring most people aside from his family.

It wasn't as though he didn't like those people or that he wanted to be rude. He just didn't really care about much besides school work and Stan. He went through most days in a daze only coming out of it when directly talked to by someone. Kyle was only a two inches taller than Wendy by this point and his hair hadn't really calmed so much as it got to heavy to stay up. The right side of his face was covered mostly by a curtain of curls while the left side was tucked behind his ear so he could see. He wore a forest green hoodie and dark blue jeans. He was absentmindedly licking and ice cream cone wondering when Stan was gonna talk to him again. The entire fight went right over his head as usual he'd recently picked up the name "Clueless" Kyle due to his ability to completely miss something and then ask what happened. The fight between Stan and Wendy was reaching its climax by this point.

"You left ME for fucking CARTMAN! Can you not see how fucked up that is?" Stan yelled still in disbelief waving his arms wildly.

"I can only take being ignored so long Stan! What was I supposed to do!" She shouted right back. Some would later say they saw flames coming from her mouth as she spoke. Stan stared at her in incomprehension.

"When did I ignore you! We're talking right now aren't we?" He was almost passed yelling by this point simply growling out his frustration. It was at this point that Cartman finally pulled himself away from his food and waddled over to Wendy to put his arm around her waste. Cartman was one of the few students who could look Stan in the eye without looking up. The fat boy just smirked and pulled Wendy in and kissing her on the temple. There was an audible gasp, no one had the balls to taunt Stan after seeing his handy work with the bullies.

"Stan you kept ditching me for Kyle!" Wendy said also passed yelling now. She leaned in closer to Cartman resting her head on his shoulder. "Every weekend it was the same thing, you can't hang out cause you have plans with Kyle!" She snapped out. Stan was fuming by this point and Kyle was still not paying attention very interested in his ice cream cone. Stan glanced over at him looking for some assistance but instead was struck with an idea.

"So this is about Kyle huh? Well I suppose its fair that you left me for Cartman since I cheated on you...WITH Kyle." Stan smirked as he grabbed Kyle by the wrist who instantly turned towards Stan smiling.

"Hey dude where we going?" Kyle asked dazedly still not aware of what had just transpired. He looked over at Cartman and Wendy thinking it was odd how close they were and wondering why they both had their jaws practically on the floor.

"That's right Wendy I can see your speechless so let me fill you in, I dated you but I went to Kyle for my real needs." Then to finish he turned towards Cartman. "Better watch out Cartman, why do you think I ended up the way I am? It could happen to you~." Stan said smirking when the fat boy suddenly looked very uncomfortable being so close to Wendy. Who just sputtered before returning to yelling.

"You avoided me so you could be with Kyle!" Wendy said her eyes going wide. She looked towards the red head for an confirmation. In Kyle's defense they didn't explicitly say anything once they had Kyles attention indicating the arguments real meaning. The red head turned to look up at Stan.

"I thought you didn't want to tell her about that." Kyle said bored but excited on the inside apparently Stan and Wendy had broken up that gave him a solid two weeks of alone time with Stan without sharing. The red head just smiled up at Stan before unconsciously leaning into him, which to the rest of the students who were seated behind Stan to the left and right It appeared Kyle had just leaned up and kissed the brunet. The Cafeteria suddenly went silent too stunned by the red heads apparent boldness. Stan just smirked and pulled Kyle along with him figuring leaving now would cause his little move to have a lot more affect on Wendy if it seemed they were off to celebrate their new outed relationship. Only as he walked up the stairs from the cafeteria towards the rest of the school did he realize the whole school now thought he was gay. Behind him Kyle was just smiling stupidly happy to be alone with Stan.

So yea here mah new story Perfectly imperfect is coming I promise! As is Moop just was waiting to get my new computer and then I wanted to start this new story before I forgot this whole chap I had planned out so let me know what cha think :)