A meeting to discuss the new lineup for 2014 was in session at Syfy Headquarters. The people there were great at coming up with ideas. However, most of those ideas sucked.
"Okay, so wrestling isn't quite what viewers seemed to watch on this network. They say it falls way outside the bounds of sci-fi. So, show of hands to keep wrestling on Syfy forever?"
Everyone raised their hand. "Good, that was a very good bad idea. Who else? Yes, you."
"How about we have a show where paranormal investigators wrestle each other?"
"Well, I don't know. It mixes our two worst ideas ever, which is great for our mission to troll the sci-fi genre into oblivion. But what if a paranormal investigator got gravely injured while wrestling? Viewers would want to see that."
"Well, we can probably make sure they don't get hurt."
"Yeah, you're right! Let's do that!"
The CEO in charge of the meeting cleared his throat. "Now... we have a certain show right now called Warehouse 13. It's one of our more... popular shows. I think we should cancel it."
Just then, Claudia somersaulted into the room in one of her epic displays of badassery. "Sorry, guys. I sort of crashed the meeting."
"Allison? You're not allowed in here!"
"I'm not Allison. Mrs. Frederic transported me through the fourth wall of Warehouse 13 to get you guys to not cancel the show. My name is Claudia Donovan... and I have a Tesla!"
"We don't care. Freddie! Cancel the show!"
And with that, the show was canceled. Warehouse 13 was gone. Luckily, Claudia had a backup plan...