"Why You Should Never Ask Alejandro"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I apparently do not own anything associated with Total Drama including its characters or the actual show itself. Total Drama is owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, here's a little Justin/Alejandro drabble I thought of for Fanfic Friday, so here it is.
P.S.: I apologize, I had writer's block and I didn't know what to write and all. So I had to make something up in the last minute.
Down at the living room of Playa De Losers, Justin was busy looking at himself in the mirror like always. When he saw Alejandro walk by him, the male model finally took his attention off his king-sized mirror and approached him curiously.
"Hey Al," Justin replied, "You got a minute?"
"Well, I'm supposed to meet up with Heather, but I guess a minute will do." Alejandro nodded, "So, what's on your mind?"
Justin soon rolled his eyes and replied nervously, "I hope you don't mind if I ask you this, but..."
A long paused broke between them. Apparently, Justin forgot what to even say to him. Did he have some disease? Was Justin gonna tell Alejandro that he's gay. Of course, he wouldn't want that, considering the un-easy comments Owen made about him through the past three years.
Suddenly, yet calmly, the Hawaiian took in a deep breath and spoke out...
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"Can I bone your girlfriend?"
And then suddenly, Alejandro kicked him right between his coconuts!
"YAAAAAH!" Justin screamed in pain. The impact was way worse for the male model, considering he squealed like a baby mouse when he got it.
As Justin held his nuts in, Alejandro grabbed him by his green shirt and spoke down on him.
"If I dare you say anything like that involving Heather," Alejandro threatened, "I'll rip up your maracas and make you eat them for lunch!"
After dropping Justin down, Alejandro took off in disgust, which left Justin to tend to his little friend painfully. Twitching in pain, Justin managed to utter out something so painful.
"So... is that a yes, then?"
Apparently, Alejandro never got the message, big time.
Ouch. I'm guessing any statement that has to do with Heather would likely piss Alejandro off. You can tell why with his fight with Jose on TDAS.
I know I'm pretty much a Justin/Heather fan, but I thought I'd do this little drabble for fun.
Anyway, you know what to do from here. ^^