Gamzee was relaxing on his horn pile looking at nothing in particular when suddenly a hole ripped in the hive's roof. Just as quickly that the hole appeared, a pile of bones came crashing down on his recuperacoon. The green slime splashed onto the skeleton and all around the room. Gamzee removed his clubs and moved to get a better look at what came through his roof before looking up at the hole itself. The troll's indigo eyes widened as he looked up to what seemed to be a portal to another world or universe, or detention. The young troll had no idea what to call it but when snow began to fall from it he couldn't help but call it, "A mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClE." As the troll stood there watching the snow fall a groan escaped the thing behind him. Gamzee turned to face the strange skinless creature as it rose from where it had crashed. The skeleton looked up at Gamzee whom looked right back at him. "Whoa. I ain't quite seen a monster quiet like you before." The skeleton patted himself off trying to get the strange green goop off of himself. "MoNsTeR? i AiN't No MoNsTeR bRo. I'm A tRoLl." Gamzee clarified as he put his clubs back in his inventory. "Well then, troll, mind telling me what part of the underground I'm in?" "My NaMe Is GaMzEe, Mr. MoNsTeR. AnD YoU'rE nOt UnDeRgRoUnD, yOu'Re On AlTeRnIa AnD iN mY hIVe." Gamzee pointed out before holding out his arms, "WeLcOmE, bY tHe WaY." The skeleton laughed and cleared his throat, "Please, Mr. Monster was my Father. Call me Sans."
The Capricorn troll couldn't help but smile his crooked smile as he extended a hand to the skeleton, "NiCe To MeEt YoU, sAnS." The short skeleton slowly extended his hand and once the two palms squeezed together a loud raspberry filled the silence. Gamzee burst into laughter and fell holding his sides. When the troll had fallen over he landed on one of his horns that honked very loudly causing Sans to also burst into laughter. "Heh heh heh! If you like that I got a ton more. A skele-Ton." Sans had manage to choke out through his laughter. Gamzee was only able to breath in a little more air as he laughed at the not so funny joke. Once Gamzee had finally caught his breath he stood back up and patted Sans' shoulder, "Oh MaN, tHaT wAs HiLaRIoUs!" "Heh, its nice to find someone who finally appreciate my jokes." The short skeleton said as he pulled Gamzee down under his arm. "Hey, hey, Gamzee. What's a skeletons favorite instrument?" Sans asked as Gamzee's eyes glazed over as he thought this over. "HmM..." The skeleton leaned in to where he assumed his ear would be under the trolls messy hair, "A trom-BONE." Sans pulled away from Gamzee and played four notes on his trombone which made Gamzee laugh again. "BrO, YoU'rE kIlLiNg Me!" The indigo blooded troll exclaimed happily. "Heh, thanks kid. Well I would love to stay and tickle your funny BONE some more but Papyrus is looking for me." Sans said with a wink. Gamzee chuckled a little at the comedic skeleton's pun before nodding, "WeLl I hOpE yOu CoMe BaCk SoOn MoThErFuCkEr. I aLl Up AnD hAvEn'T lAuGhT lIkE tHaT iN a WhIlE."
The skeleton looked at Gamzee then up to the portal, "This may required some backbone." The skeleton got as low to the ground as possible before grunting and pushing himself up as if he were jumping with all his might but only pushed himself an half an inch off the ground. Sans stared at the portal before turning on his heels to Gamzee. The short skeleton chuckled and shrugged, "whelp I did all I can do. Time for a nap." The troll couldn't help but chuckle as the skeletons antics, "wElL, iF yOu WaNt To NaP tHeRe'S My ReCuPeRaCoOn YoU lAnDeD oN, oR the HoRn PiLe. As FoR mE, i'M gOnNa ZoNe OuT oN tHe BeACh." "Beach?" Sans asked perking up a bit at that. "YeP." Gamzee said lazily as he took his husk top from the floor and placed it under his arm. "I lIkE lOoKiNg At ThE StArS fRoM ThE BeAcH." Gamzee stated as he moved to the door ready to go outside. Sans ran to the troll and in a very serious tone asked, "Are you pulling my leg?" "NoW wHy WoUlD a MoThErFUCkEr Do ThAt To A bRo?" The troll asked as he opened the door revealing the outside of Gamzee's hive. "YoU wAnNa AlL uP aNd JoIn Me SaNs?" The indigo blood asked as he walked out onto the sandy beach outside his hive door. Sans was speechless as his eyes looked up at the twinkling stars above and the beautiful waves crashing peacefully in the dark. The skeleton hesitated a bit before taking a step outside of the door. When his foot had touched the ground in front of him the skeleton felt a weight lift from his shoulders. A shaky sigh escaped the skeletons jaw in disbelief before he walked over to the troll boy whom was sitting in the sand and gazing off at the horizon.