It's Just a Prank Bro

"Yang, i'm not exactly sure that this is the best id-mmmph!"

"Silence, Blake, I know exactly what I am doing…"

Amber eyes glared discontentedly from over Yang's hand, and the Faunus shoved said hand away from where it was covering her mouth. "I'm merely saying that if Weiss finds ou-"

Yang slapped the hand back over Blake's mouth, "She won't."

Blake was not so sure.

The blonde grinned as she finished what she was doing- swapping the names of every contact on Weiss' Scroll.

Well, almost every contact. Not even Yang was suicidal or mean enough to change the "Father" contact on her teammate's device.

Blake raised an eyebrow, pawing Yang's hand away again, "I'm not sure ho-"

"Sssshhhh…"

The dark haired girl narrowed her eyes, "Would you let me get at least one sen-"

"No."

"At least on-"

"No."

"I'm serious, Yang! You are being im-"

She cut off as the aforementioned blonde started tugging on her black ribbon and chose instead to substitute her words for a glare worth the fury of a thousand suns.

She swatted the hand away. "Yang, what the he-"

Amber eyes widened as the hand slapped back over her lips. "Relax, this plan is a hundred percent foolproof." Yang grinned, "And by that I mean that I thought it up in the shower ten minutes ago."

Knowing that it was futile, Blake stopped trying to speak, instead choosing to roll her eyes in defeat as Yang set the Scroll back on the desk where she'd found it. She knew that she need only wait for retribution- in the form of Weiss Schnee- to find the blonde brawler and kick her in the ass.

The heiress was going to kill Yang when she found out… And Blake was going to laugh.

And laugh.

And laugh.

Weiss sighed as she opened the door to the Team RWBY dorm, eyes closed partly in an attempt to relieve some of her anger, and partly to better envision her hands wrapped around Jaune Arc's neck.

'Idiot!' She seethed. 'Absolutely moronic, stupid, IDIOT!'

It was at this moment that said idiot decided to come up behind the fuming heiress- hand sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck- to apologize.

"Hey, uh, Weiss… I uh… I'm really s-"

The door slammed in his face, the force of it rattling the very ground upon which Beacon Academy stood.

Jaune stared at the closed door for a second before turning dejectedly and shuffling towards the JNPR dorm room.

Meanwhile, Blake was staring questioningly at Weiss over the top of her book. "... Weiss? Is everything alright?"

The heiress said nothing as she stormed into the singular washroom and viciously slammed the door shut.

Yang peered at the closed door from her bunk. "... I think that's a 'no'..."

The door opened again, Weiss reaching her hand out to grab her Scroll before disappearing back into the washroom.

The blonde brawler's eyes widened, second guessing her decision to prank the white-haired fencer and unsure if she should make a run for it while there was still a chance.

It was at that moment that the scythe-toting leader of Team RWBY decided to make her grand appearance.

"GOOOOOD AFTERNOON, TEAM RWBY!" Ruby yelled, a trail of rose petals following in her wake as the door shut again.

"... Ruby, it's not even noon…" Blake sighed, eyes finding the pages of her book once more.

"Tomato, tomahto!" Replied the young girl. "For today will be a great day! Today-"

"SHUT IT!" Roared a voice from the bathroom. "CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M TRYING TO BROOD IN PEACE!?"

There was a momentary silence in the room before Ruby pointed to the door and looked questioningly at her sister. "I'm guessing that's Weiss?"

"The one and only." Came the dry reply.

Ruby sighed and plopped onto her partner's bed, wrinkling the perfectly made sheets. "What happened this time?"

Another momentary pause before all three simultaneously came to the same conclusion.

"Jaune."

Ruby huffed out another breath and started fiddling with the sleeves of her uniform, all three members of the team waiting for the fourth to come out of her isolation.

The silence was broken after a bit by the loud ding! of a text message being received followed by a piercing shriek as Yang promptly fell off of her bunk.

The blonde hastily scrambled to her feet, lilac eyes wide and terrified as they stared down at her Scroll and the message she'd just received from 'We-ice Queen (TheRealWeissSchnee01 )'.

"Yang?" Blake asked, a hint of worry in her voice as the brawler leapt to the door, the doorknob getting jammed in her haste to open it. "What's happen-"
"SHE KNOWS!" Yang shrieked, running outside just as the bathroom door slammed open. A single yellow hair floated down to the carpet, left behind in Yang's haste to escape.

"YANG XIAO LONG!"

Omake #1:

"YANG XIAO LONG!"

The scream echoed through every hallway of Beacon. Ozpin winced and covered his ears as it reached his office, the force of Weiss' fury somehow managing to rattle his desk and nearly spill his coffee. In the bathrooms, Coco squealed in outrage and surprise as the mirror shattered and the lipstick she had been applying streaked across her cheek, making her look like she'd just been drinking someone's blood. Out on the training grounds, Pyrrha stumbled and fell on top of Ren, pinning him by the clothes to the ground.

Back in the dorm, Weiss practically exploded with fury, aura pulsing ice blue around her when she heard the distant reply of "IT WAS JUST A PRANK, BRO!"

Blake was barely managing to hide her laughter by suddenly developing a cold, and Ruby's eyes were wide in fear for her sister's life.

An ominous clicking noise was followed by Weiss' rapier glowing with a red light as the heiress stalked out of the room.

Omake #2: The Innocent Don't Run.

[11:32] Weiss Schnee: Oh my god you would not BELIEVE the nerve of this idiot!

[11:32] Weiss Schnee: Thank you for being silent now btw and sorry for yelling at you earlier BUT

[11:33] Weiss Schnee: HE RUINED my morning

[11:33] Weiss Schnee: A TOTALHAZARD TO MY HEALTH

[11:33] Weiss Schnee: He clearly SAW ME moving to sit down for breakfast

[11:34] Weiss Schnee: HAD THE NERVE TO RUN TOWARDS ME WITH A GODDAMN GUITAR

[11:34] Weiss Schnee: AND THAT UNCOORDINATED NINCOMPOOP

[11:34] Weiss Schnee: HE TRIPPED OVER A WATERMELON AND KNOCKED ME INTO PROFESSOR OOBLECK

[11:34] Weiss Schnee: I GOT OATMEAL ALL OVER ME, AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

[11:35] Weiss Schnee: OOBLECK BLAMED ME!

[11:35] Weiss Schnee: THREATENED ME WITH CAFETERIA DUTY FOR A MONTH!

[11:35] Weiss Schnee: A MONTH!

[11:35] Weiss Schnee: ALL BECAUSE I- NO, THAT IDIOT JAUNE ARC- KNOCKED HIS STUPID FLASK OUT OF HIS HANDS AND IT SPILT OVER SOME THIRD YEAR'S BREAKFAST

[11:35] Weiss Schnee: BUT NoooOOOOoo, he was "merciful" so instead I only get detention for the next five Mondays!

Winter frowned as she felt her Scroll buzzing incessantly in her pocket in the middle of a meeting with the Generals of the Atlesian Military.

Annoyance flickered through her as she discreetly fished the device out of her pocket under the table.

[11:36] Dunce: Weiss I am in the middle of an important meeting. Please refrain from texting me.

Weiss frowned. This wasn't how Ruby texted. And meeting? What meeting? She had clearly heard the younger girl returning to the dorm.

[11:36] Weiss Schnee: Ruby? This is you, right?

Winter glared at the Scroll. What was Weiss trying to pull here?

She angrily typed out a reply without looking down at the Scroll, still managing to type with perfect spelling.

[11:37] Dunce: This is Winter, Weiss. Now please stop texting me. I will talk to you later.

Weiss stared down at the Scroll with an eyebrow raised before deciding to scroll back up the conversation to the previous texts exchanged.

There was no doubt that this was her sister, Winter, and not her partner and team leader Ruby.

So why did it say 'Dunce' as the contact name?

Weiss paused. She checked the rest of her contacts, realizing that all of them had been changed.

There was only one explanation, and one way to prove that it really was her suspect.

Finding her conversation with Yang (which was masquerading as her sister), Weiss glared angrily into the camera with all the rage she could muster and snapped a picture, captioning it with an ominous, "I know it was you."

A few seconds after the heiress sent the message, there was a scream and a thump from the main room before the unmistakable sound of someone jiggling a doorknob.

A dark grin pulled up the corners of her mouth.

The innocent didn't run.

A/N:

Also posted on AO3, which are my current posting grounds. Hope you enjoyed!