A/N: I just really love all the members of Kaijou. I couldn't resist writing another fic about them. This time it includes all of the members though. Each chapter will focus on one of the Kaijou regulars, this one being focused on Hayakawa. Like the title of the story says, each chapter will revolve around something they ruined. This is just something silly that came to mind one day and I really wanted to write it, so yeah. There's no pairings and it's just supposed to be a fun story, so it's not really serious. Annnnnd I'm rambling, so as always, thank you so much for reading. Reviews are always appreciated and welcomed. Thanks for reading!
02/06/14 edit: Five Things Shutoku Ruined has been posted, if anyone wants to check that out!
Kise just wanted to show off his newly discovered eyebrow waxing skill.
i. Hayakawa's eyebrows
When Hayakawa came to practice that day, he wasn't expecting to somehow be coerced into getting his eyebrows waxed by Kise. Hayakawa knew he had bushy eyebrows, but he liked them that way and didn't plan on changing them anytime soon. Apparently, his model teammate had a different plan for 'the caterpillars on his face' (Kise's words, not his).
Kise had assured him that he was skilled in eyebrow waxing. He said that he had watched his own stylist do it many times before and by using his Copy ability, he was sure that he could imitate it perfectly. He had promised that nothing would go wrong and that it'll end up looking perfect.
Hayakawa wasn't Kise's first selected victim. He had asked the others first but Kasamatsu had blatantly refused and Moriyama and Kobori ran away as soon as Kise came near them with that stupid grin on his face. Hayakawa ended up agreeing to be the younger male's guinea pig, if only to get him to shut up. He thought that maybe he would look better without the bushy eyebrows. And besides, Kise did have his Copy ability. Nothing could go wrong.
Apparently, Kise's ability could only do so much.
That much was evident when Kise suddenly yelled out 'shit' as soon as he pulled the first waxing strip off. Hayakawa immediately knew that something went terribly wrong. Even if Kise hadn't yelled out, the looks on the other three's faces were enough to confirm that Kise had somehow messed up. He was even more convinced that something bad happened when Kise ran away and locked himself in the bathroom and Moriyama busted out laughing.
One look in the mirror was enough to know he should've never trusted Kise.
While Hayakawa banged on the bathroom door, yelling obscenities aimed towards the petrified small forward inside, the other three took it upon themselves to discuss what they were supposed to do now about the fact that Hayakawa only had one eyebrow.
"It's Kise's fault," Kasamatsu said, rubbing his temples. He wondered if he should let Hayakawa know where the spare key was. If they were lucky, Hayakawa would kill Kise and then everyone would be better off. "Let him deal with it."
"Maybe he should just wax the other side off," Moriyama suggested, laughing at the power forward's expense. "It'll look better than it does now."
Moriyama was still laughing when Hayakawa came back into the room. He was unsuccessful in getting Kise out of the bathroom. "Just you wait. One more comment and I'll make sure your eyebrows won't be on your face when you wake up tomorrow morning!" he threatened.
Moriyama visibly shuddered and scooted closer to Kasamatsu, as if the smaller man was going to be able to provide him protection. Kasamatsu made a face and scooted away.
"What am I going to do?" Hayakawa asked. His hand was feeling the area of where his left eyebrow was supposed to be, but all he felt was skin. "I can't only have one eyebrow!" He looked absolutely terrified at the prospect of walking around with only a single eyebrow. "I'll look like a fool!"
"Not like you already don't," Moriyama muttered. He shut up when Hayakawa gave him a glare. Moriyama quickly changed the subject. "Is Kise in the bathroom still? Someone should go get him."
"I'll do it," Kobori offered. He walked over to the desk in the corner of the room and opened one of the drawers, grabbing a set of keys. Kobori then walked towards the bathroom.
Moments later, the three remaining in the room heard the sound of a door being forced open and Kise's high pitch screaming and his resistance to leaving the bathroom. Kobori said something to him, but the others couldn't hear clearly since the third year spoke so softly.
"But Kobori-senpai," was the loud whine heard afterwards.
No one knew what Kobori said next, but a few seconds later a scared looking Kise emerged from the bathroom with a satisfied Kobori walking behind him.
Kise made sure to sit as far away from Hayakawa as possible, which meant sitting next to the captain. As soon as he sat down, he clung onto Kasamatsu's arm for dear life, as if he was afraid that at any moment Hayakawa could attack him. And going by the scary look on the power forward's face, that was definitely a possibility.
Kasamatsu sighed when he realized he was stuck in between two idiots.
"We have a game in a week. If I show up without an eyebrow, I'll be laughed off the court." Hayakawa looked directly at Kise with a menacing look. "This is your fault! You better fix it!"
"It's not all my fault!" Kise stubbornly defended his honor. "Kasamatsu-senpai should've stopped me!" he cried indignantly. It was as if he actually believed it wasn't his fault.
The Kaijou captain pulled his arm away from Kise's strong grip and smacked him in the head. "What do you mean this is my fault?" he asked loudly. "You're the one that decided you were good at eyebrow waxing!" He hit him once more for good measure.
While Kise rubbed his head and complained about getting a concussion one of these days, Hayakawa rolled his eyes angrily. On any other day, he would've laughed at Kise getting a beating, but now he was just impatient. "It's everyone's fault, now can we move on and figure out how to fix it?"
The Kaijou regulars mumbled about their innocence, but no one argued. Not one of them wanted to deal with Hayakawa's temper, and it was better to just agree with him than fight him.
Kise looked at Hayakawa with an apologetic look. Most people cracked when they saw those big golden eyes and pouty lips, even Kasamatsu did sometimes, but Hayakawa didn't even budge. "I'm really sorry, senpai," he said, pouting even more.
Hayakawa's single eyebrow twitched, showing his resolve breaking a little, but other than that, he stayed angry and silent.
Suddenly, Kise stood up, a bright look on his face. He reached for his phone and started dialing before he even began to speak. "I know exactly how to fix this!" He lifted the phone up to his ear, and as it rang he explained. "My stylist deals with problems like this all the time. There's this special eyebrow pencil used for filling in eyebrows and I'm sure if my stylist tells me how to do it I can fix it for you and-"
"No," Hayakawa interrupted, a panicked look on his face. "Tell her to come here. I'm not letting you anywhere near me!"
An hour later, Kise's stylist came and went and Hayakawa suddenly had two eyebrows again, sort of. The woman did her best, but the drawn in eyebrow didn't look nearly as bushy as Hayakawa's real one, and if you looked up close, the whole thing looked ridiculous. However, if you were far enough away and closed one eye and squinted, Hayakawa's eyebrows looked kind of normal.
Hayakawa wasn't happy with it, but it was better than going around with only one eyebrow. He'd deal with a stupid looking fake one until the hair grew back in, which could take weeks he was told, something he wasn't happy about.
The following week, Hayakawa dealt with all kinds of teasing, most of it coming from his own teammates. No matter how many times Kasamatsu ordered them to all shut up, Moriyama would round up a bunch of first and seconds years to go and taunt him. And no matter how many times Hayakawa threatened to wax off both of Moriyama's eyebrows, the older male continued to make fun of him every chance he got.
The day of the game was something Hayakawa wasn't looking forward to, which was unusual. Normally, the second year would go on and on about the game and about how many rebounds he was going to get. But no one heard a single peep come out of his mouth about this game. It was strange and made the others a little uncomfortable to see their power forward so unexcited.
It was eerily quiet in the locker room as the boys changed and got ready to play. Without Hayakawa's excessive talking, the Kaijou team didn't know what to say. Moriyama didn't even make fun of Hayakawa's eyebrows, which while he was glad for, he kind of wished Moriyama would say something just so it wouldn't be so silent.
"Let's go out there and destroy them," Kasamatsu finally said. He didn't look any bothered by the fact that the others had been so quiet. In fact, he actually looked a little relieved.
The others shouted in agreement and started to get pumped up. They were going to win. They were Kaijou. They were winners.
And win they did.
But it wasn't the ace they had to thank, or the captain, for that matter. No, the win was all thanks to Hayakawa and his interesting new look. Their opponents were so distracted by Hayakawa's ridiculous eyebrows that they couldn't play properly and Kaijou quickly took control of the game.
So really, they should thank Kise, after all, he was the one that botched up Hayakawa's eyebrows. Or at least, that's what he tried to tell people.
"You conceited little brat!" Kasamatsu yelled after hearing Kise explain that the win was really all thanks to his eyebrow waxing skills. Kasamatsu kicked Kise, twice.
Once for himself.
And the second time for Hayakawa's lonely eyebrow.
