Honestly... I don't know what I'm about to write, I just wanna write random funny junk about the four swords (perhaps Shadow too?) But yeah, there is no yaoi in this one just brothery love
Three heros sat by a pond, two having a splashing fight and one reading by the shore
Blue: Mwahahahaha! I'm gonna get you Red!
Blue splashes at Red but misses and hits Vio
Vio: Watch it! You got my book wet, how am I supossed to read now?
Blue" Pftt, you're not supossed to read in the first place, reading is for sissys.
Vio glares at Blue and closes his book.
Vio: You know what else is sissy? Singing about how much you love your rubber ducky in the shower!
Blue blushes and Red looks confused.
Blue: How did you know that?
Red: Wait, you sing in the shower?j
Red falls into a giggle fit and Blue runs at Vio
Blue:I'm gonna kill you!
Vio: You have to catch me first.
Before Blue gets to chase Vio, Green comes running with a fishing rod
Green: Hey guys! I know how we're gonna get dinner, we're going fishing!
Red: That's a great idea
Blue: No it's not! *Hits Red on the head*
Vio: Do you even know how to use that thing?
Green: *Laughs* Of course I know how! You just throw it in the water and then uhh.. pull it out and there's a fish on it
Vio sighs and Green starts fishing. Blue forces Red to have a breath holding contest underwater. Green pulls the rod out, with nothing on it. He repeats this over and over again until yelling
Green: It's not working!
Vio: Obviously it's not, you're not doing it right. First you-
Shadow: Bow down to me!
The four heros pull out there swords
All four:No!
Shadow:Jeez, fine! I didn't want you to bow down to me, I just wanted some suger
Vio blinks, Blue scowls, and Red smiles
Red: Oh, okay! *Runs to find suger*
Vio: Why do you need suger?
Shadow: Oh uh, heh heh well I was gonna try bake a cake!
Red comes back with a pack of suger and Green stops him
Green: Why are you going to make cake?
Shadow: Maybe have a cake showdown...
Everybody: CAKE SHOWDOWN!
Everybody starts baking cakes and throwing the cakes they made at each other.
Blue: I'll kill you Green!
Green: NOt if I kill you first!
Red: I WILL EAT ALL THE CAKES!
Everybody stares at Red
Shadow: Oh, Vaati wants me to go torture Zelda... Gtg!
Red: Come again soon!
Blue: I'll beat you next time!
Vio: Peace out
Green: Have fun with that!
Shadow teleports away and the four heros share a glance at each other.
Green: Wait a minute...
Blue: Did he say...
Red: He's gonna torchure Zelda?!
Vio nods
The heros: YAYYYYYY!
Don't even ask me what I've just written, I'm really bored and just feeling random...I should be writting four swords high school right now... (Sigh) Derp, BYE BYE!