THE ZELDA HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
Haruhi Fujioka strolled in her usual lazy behavior towards the third music room, greeting her friends as she passed by; unaware of what lied ahead of her.
Other than that, the Host Club was preparing for their next fancy show planned and submitted by Renge, who still considered herself as the host club's manager. "Ohohohohohohohoho!" she said. "This is perfect! This is what every girl has dreamed for~"
"Renge, I know that an otaku has their interests…" said the Hitachin twins. "But…"
"Isn't fantasyland the worst case scenario?" screamed Tamaki traumatically.
"This isn't fantasyland!" Renge corrected. "This is-"
"Zelda." Mori laconically said. There was a moment of silence and shock between everyone in the Third Music Room, especially Hunny.
"Ta-Takashi…" stuttered a shocked Mitsukuni.
"N-no, Mori-sempai is correct." Haruhi said. "In some of the Zelda games in DS, there involves some fairies."
"I can't believe it!" Renge screamed. "Haruhi is an otaku!"
"Says the otaku herself," muttered the Hitachiin twins with a smirk.
"Actually, a friend of mine, Arai-kun, told me about it." Haruhi sighed. "Speaking of OMIGOD, it seems that Hunny-sempai has no objections to this theme."
"Of course he doesn't!" Hikaru and Kaoru said in unison and looked towards Renge as if to make her feel guilty. "He gets the main character part!"
"Well, he does have the looks…" Renge said as she took out a Zelda poster and a stick. "Hunny-sempai has blonde hair, the face that matches green clothing, the smallness," a cough from Hunny "and the huge eyes."
"Tamaki has blonde hair too, doesn't he?" suggested Kyoya.
"Yes, but we would have to change to Zelda in Wii, not Zelda through DS. Also, I've always wanted to see a Zelda version of Hunny-sempai."
The host club looked at Renge, puzzled, then looked at Hunny with blank eyes.
"E-EH?"
"Oh, so it was for her own selfish desires." said the Hitachin twins.
"Look who's talking." said Haruhi.
THE END
EPILOGUE:
The next day –
"Welcome~!" the Ouran High School Host Club greeted with warm, charming, and agitated smiles. Today's theme was the Super Mario Brothers – Mitsukuni was little Mario, Haruhi was the little Luigi, Tamaki was the big Mario, Mori was the big Luigi, Hikaru and Kaoru were the turtles, and Kyoya was Bowser – submitter: Morinzouka Takashi.