Title: Jingles (Sexy Lady)
Rating: T, for extreme randomness and the mention of the word "Sexy" a lot
Description: The Doctor spends some alone time with the TARDIS and sings jingles
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who or any of the characters. :D
A/N: Welcome to the random side of Fan Fiction! Me and a friend wrote this together. Enjoy!
"Who's that lady? Sexy lady!" the Doctor ran around the TARDIS console, singing at the top of his lungs. In response, she made a noise. Yes, the Doctor did indeed call the TARDIS sexy when they were along. Then Amy walked in, looked at the Doctor, and walked out again. He burst out laughing because of the somewhat disturbed and confused look on her face. Amy walked in again and just shook her head. By then, he was on the floor clutching his stomach and laughing, tears falling out of his eyes because of how hard he was laughing.
Amy mumbled under her breath, "Getting friendly with the TARDIS of course" After a few more moments, he stopped laughing and wiped the tears away from his face. "You done now?"
The Doctor nodded and said, "Yes" with a happy grin.
Amy walked over, "I wish I could erase that from my mind" The Doctor chuckled again and pressed some buttons, smiling when the TARDIS made the signature noise. Who cares if he left the brakes on, it was more fun that way! "So where are we going?" she asked as she held onto the TARDIS.
"Christmas in New York" he answered with a smile.
"That sounds nice"
The Doctor ran his hand along the console whispering, "You're so sexy" Amy hit her head against the wall.
"Uhh, not again"
"Hey, don't be jealous" he said with a laugh
"I don't need to see that" she said simply.
*Timeskip to after Angels of Manhatten*
The Ponds were stuck in New York, living out their lives. River had gone on away on her adventures, saying the TARDIS was only large enough for one psychopath. The Doctor, who was sad, started to sing, "All by myself! Don't want to be, all by myself anymore!" The TARDIS made a sad noise, letting him know that he would never be by himself. She would always be there for him.
Thanks for reading! The first jingle (Who's that lady? Sexy lady!) is from a song by Isley Brothers that is featured in a commercial for Swiffer Wet Jet (Which I don't own!). The second (All by myself! Don't want to be, all by myself anymore!) is from a song by Celine Dion called "All By Myself" My friend and I wrote this at the same time we wrote "Squishy Flesh" I hope you liked both this and my other Doctor Who stories! Love you guys!