"I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, there they are all sitting in a rooooooww! BIG ONES, SMALL ONES, ONES THE SIZE OF-" the deep gutteral voice's odd song was cut off.
"shut up, just shut up you stupid, stupid… ARGH what are you even?!?!?!" Flippy clutched his head, willing the singing to stop.
"Aw, what's the matter, I driving you insane? Ha. Ha ha. HA HA HA HA, what a joke, going insane, if I had a knee I'd be slapping it right now. D'you see what I did there? Whoo that was rich!" The deep laugter echoed through his skull coming from everywhere and nowhere at once.
"Please, just STOP!" He cried out at the annoying voice, "or at least choose one song, a GOOD one, and stick with it for more than ten seconds!"
"Alright, geez, don't go putting your panties in a bunch. Now lemme see… a good song you say?"
Flippy could hear the voice grinning. He started to regret his words then.
"I know just what it feels like to have a voice in the back of my head, like a face that I hold inside, a face that awakes when I close my eyes, a face-" the voice began
"One not about you, or the fact that I'm crazy. If you don't find one in five seconds, you're not allowed to sing. Five…"
"Lets see…"
"Four…"
"how bout…"
"Three…"
"wait, no…"
"Two…"
"I know!"
"One…"
"DON'T STOP, BELIEVING!!!"
"oh god, no, that's it, no more singing!"
"Aw, but you said-"
"I said a good song, and five seconds. It wasn't a good song, and it was just barely in time. So no!" Flippy huffed
He heard the voice start mumbling and grumbling, then fall silent. Grateful, he turned over and fell asleep.